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100% Pure Brazilian Beef

Check out Jose ‘Pele’ Landi-Jons, oldschool MMA legend, calling Anderson Silva a pathetic fatherless piece of sh*t sissy for 8 solid minutes. He’s pissed off over a part in Anderson’s biography where he’s accused of intentionally swerving his truck into a puddle to splash Andy and his daughter. And if you think that’s some seriously high school stuff right there, wait til you check out one of Pele’s other grievances:

One more thing I’m sure you remember is that one day I was training at the gym and you arrived with a bag full of gym equipment you had already won your belt… you looked pissed off and threw your gym bag heavily to the floor and turned your back to the mat and didn’t say a word to me. I thought to myself well he might have had some problems at home.

Then the coach told me to start jumping ropes. 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes. Right there, you know what I was made of. I dropped the rope and went into your direction, extremely mad, shouting at you “WHY HAVEN’T YOU SAID GOOD MORNING TO ME? WHAT’S YOUR F*CKING PROBLEM WITH ME?”

I could see the fear in your eyes… you chickened out and the coach had to stand between the two of us. Then when you thought you were protected by the coach, you go like “Go f*ck yourself; I say good morning only when I feel like it.” I was wearing a pair of boxing shorts you had given to me, so I took them off and threw them at you saying “I only practice with my friends” and left the gym!

Note to all potential tourists: Brazilians take their good mornings seriously. If it weren’t for the discovery of coffee, civilization may have never taken hold.

Now as loathe as I am to suggest we should be encouraging this kind of pro wrestling behavior, Pele’s video does present some interesting opportunities. Anderson’s buddy Wanderlei Silva is out an opponent for UFC 147 and there’s nary an interesting replacement option to be found. Pele is a pioneer in Brazil. Bring him in to face the Axe Murderer and you’ve got two Brazilian legends facing off in your main event again. Add in Pele standing up for Vitor and Wand for Anderson and the UFC gets the bad blood it seems to enjoy promoting so much these days too.

Plus, Pele deserves a shot in the UFC.

So it’s win, win. Win. Win win win win. Win win win. Wiiiiiiin.

  • Giallo

    That whole video was pure fucking awesome. And fantastic idea, I’d love to see him fight Wandi.

  • agentsmith

    Holy shit, he jumped rope for 15 minutes? Andy must have been TERRIFIED.

    Pele’s only fought twice in the last 2 years, and his last win outside Brazil was Shannon fucking Ritch.  Wandy would straight up murder him.

  • G Funk

    ^ This. Pele hasn’t been a contender for almost a decade.

  • Reverend Clint

    didnt he throw a kick and snap his leg in half

  • Giallo

    who fucking cares, he still deserves a chance just based on who he is. The fight would be huge in Brasil.

  • Reverend Clint

    um his biggest fights in the last decade have all been losses. Shit he fought carlos newton and lost. he is so old he fought lee murray. The only major win in 10 years was against schlemenko.

  • Giallo

    Fucking huge I say, 2 lunatics blitzkrieging it out. Fuck you guys for not wanting to see that. But I bet the UFC throws him a homo wrestler and ends Wandis career by dry humping, fucking sham.

  • Giallo

    ^ shame god damn it

  • Reverend Clint

    sham works too
    Id rather watch wandy fight somebody good rather than give him somebody not good

  • agentsmith

    ^ What’s Alan Belcher up to?

  • Giallo

    I just wanna see wandi win, I think he loses to anyone good at this point in his career.

  • fartknocker

    i’m not so excited to see two legendary chute boxe guys fight.  i wouldn’t mind seeing pele fight anderson, since anderson isn’t really considered chute boxe legend (at least in my mind).  but i wouldn’t be thrilled about pele vs vanderlei.  it would be interesting though.  those two have beaten the dogshit out of one another a thousand times before, so they both know something we don’t about how a sanctioned fight would go down.

  • Reverend Clint

    its gonna be Rich Franklin… didnt know he still fought

  • ButtHorn

    “Fucking huge I say, 2 lunatics blitzkrieging it out.”

    This giallo dude is kind of a fucking flaming homo aint he?!

  • Giallo

    ^ yes. you should make a thread about that.

  • iamphoenix

    The soccer player?

  • G Funk

    ButtHorn – I’ve already ordained you the supreme milk chugger. This isn’t cooties, there are no touch backs. <– This is funny because being the high gay, you love touching backs.

  • agentsmith

    When I came up with Alan Belcher I also thought of Franklin and went “naahhhh”.

  • Adin

    Chael gives respect when he feels that it’s deesevrd. Obviously, he doesn’t give any to Anderson because he feels that Silva is undeserving. On the flip side, he did an interview with a Brazilian reporter last month, who presented him with the Brazilian flag as a gift. Chael was nothing but gracious, and thanked the reporter as he respectfully folded up the flag. This asshole was simply trying to push Chael’s buttons. He was unsuccessfully trying to make a case that Chael had reneged on his offer (which he had NOT). Aside from being the next MW champion, Chael is the most articulate, and quick-witted fighter in MMA. Anderson couldn’t stop his takedowns , and this douche couldn’t stop his putdowns.

  • ajrnbog

    Pep73Y yocreurmskgs