This has been a rough week so far. Monday night we recorded the Low Blow and had the stupid idea of mixing Bowes piss beer with Xyience ‘premium’ energy drink. Not only was I up until 3am shaking like Michael J Fox, but the next day I had to take off work because of:
- Volcanic hot diarrhea that lasted from 8:43AM – 11:17AM
- Singed anus tips from said diarrhea
- Green tinged urine
- Dreams that I had sex with Tito Ortiz and his vagina was not tight at all
Overall it was a very disturbing experience and I would tell people to watch the fuck out for Xyience, but they might sue me for it.
**UPDATE** In addition to correcting the spelling of diarrhea, I’ve also got a report from Jake on his Xyience experience:
1. my heart pounded like a jackhammer until about 4 am
2. Rubbed it out 3 times, but could not kill my erection
3. Muscle spasms
4. Urge to kill Fedor.
Well, there you have it folks. Not too dissimilar to Ryan’s own experiences. Next time I have one though, if i do, I’ll be sure to have someone of the soft skin, and sweet smelling hair variety.