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A Collection of News Haiku – 6.29.13

A Collection of News Haiku – 6.29.13

There was no UFC or Bellator installment this week, which would lead you to believe that there was no news. But alas, there’s always news! With UFC 162 slated for next Saturday, some of the news was about the champ and his challenger, and some of it was about UFC newcomers and never-weres. Here, then, are a collection of haikus pertaining to what happened in MMA in the last seven days. Why haikus? Because Japanese poetry is where it’s at. Also, limericks are much tougher to think up.

  • You’re pathetic

    Awesome job at plagiarizing this idea from me. Congrats loser