“ERMAHGERD IT’S TOUCHING ME!”
…if you ignore all that other stuff going on. At least tyranny has not reached the Washington State Athletic Commission, who have decided against forcing Michael Chiesa to shave his narsty face pubes before fighting Jorge Masvidal this Saturday:
And with that, Jorge Masvidal is practically guaranteed to get herpes from this fight now.
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