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A very Junie Christmas

Here’s the latest chapter in the Junie Browning Thailand Brawl story. Junie turned himself in to the police in Phuket to try and negotiate and end to the entire affair:

Mr Browning’s arrival came at the public request of the police, as he was wanted for questioning over the incident.

Capt Chianchai Duangsuwan confirmed to the Phuket Gazette that at no time had an arrest warrant been issued for Mr Browning as “it was not a serious case”.

Hoping to resolve the dispute without involving further legal action, police called Mr Menzies and his wife to come to the police station to talk with Mr Browning.

In order to avoid any further confrontation between the two, Chalong Police recommended that Mr Browning leave the police station while his lawyer negotiated with Mr Menzies.

Mr Browning’s lawyer offered to settle through payment of 15,000 baht.

The offer was rejected, as Mr Menzies claimed the damages to his bar cost at least 200,000 baht.

That’s nearly 6500 bucks US, a number that seems somewhat high unless Menzies and his bar buddies smashed their entire stock of beer glasses over Junie’s head, a possibility considering the damage to Junie’s skull. If the two sides can’t sort out a solution to the dispute the whole thing will go to court and the loser risks prison time in what I have to assume are Thailand’s wonderful and scenic penitentiaries.

At this point I’d advise Junie to pay up and ship out. For the amount of money that psycho bastard Menzies can gain by winning, he can easily pay out for several dozen witnesses who’ll back up his version of the story. These kinds of extortion things happen all the time in Thailand for a reason: they work.

  • Reverend Clint

    i almost feel sorry for junie cause being deep in the shit in a foreign country, especially a shady one, is my worse nightmare

  • iamphoenix

    Being away from white people is your worse nightmare

  • Reverend Clint

    pretty much… its like a warm white blanket

  • iamphoenix

    Lol. Dude have you seen the evolution of the snuggie? Pretty fucking hilarious. I would post the vid right here BUT MY INTERNET RIGHTS HAVE BEEN DENIED.

  • glassjawsh

    ^ occupy fightlinker

  • iamphoenix

    Ryan Fightlinker was spotted patrolling the streets of the Canada with pepper spray attached to his waistband denying internet rights.

  • fightlinker

    i don’t know why people can’t post pics. But i’ll be fucked if i spend christmas trying to figure it out.

  • Reverend Clint

    works for me on my desktop and android

  • iamphoenix

    well there’s obviously a vicious conspiracy stopping all the great Jackals from posting pics and vids. It’s like there’s some kind of evil corporation behind this all that fears our awesomeness.

  • Arushi

    This is a sport that has many fans that need christ, I’m glad to see one Gods warorris there to set an example!!! I love mma but most of all God!! I sometimes get togather with a few guys from church and we rent UFC’s . I myself havent missed one in almost 4 years!! Glad to have a true christian in there to root for!! You just mad a new fan! God bless ya Mark!! And g/l against the hammer tomorrow nite!

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