You thought I was talking about fruity shirts, didn’t you?
No, actually, Ryan is currently afflicted with some nasty food poisoning. Let’s hope this only involves vomiting, ’cause anything more could break his anus completely.
In the meantime, use this break from hilarity to bullshit in the forums. Or, find the Ultimate Fight Night 13 prelims somewhere and pretend you’re watching them live. Or better yet, use this opportunity to actually get something done while at work.
Prelims it is!