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Affliction makes Ryan sick

You thought I was talking about fruity shirts, didn’t you?

No, actually, Ryan is currently afflicted with some nasty food poisoning. Let’s hope this only involves vomiting, ’cause anything more could break his anus completely.

In the meantime, use this break from hilarity to bullshit in the forums. Or, find the Ultimate Fight Night 13 prelims somewhere and pretend you’re watching them live. Or better yet, use this opportunity to actually get something done while at work.

Prelims it is!


    Kentyman’s best post yet.

  • JoshMan

    Goddamn FL, you sound like a glass vagina. Be more healthy you dirtbag!

  • pauli

    so, would it be safe to say that ryan is down with the sickness?

  • Card

    Which food was the culprit?

  • nem0

    Ew, goddamn. Maybe you should roll Ryan into a filtered bubble so he can’t hurt himself anymore, because apparently shit like eating or breathing is hazardous to his health.

  • MacDaddy

    That crazy bitch poisoned him!!

  • kentyman

    It was Jake’s ketchup.

  • twankydawg

    You bunch of fucking slackers haven’t updated the links, for fucksake, put a cork in your ass, drink some pepto, and update the fuckin links you fuckin sausage jockeys!

  • Jemaleddin

    We have learned way to much about Ryan’s butt ever since 2 boys 1 cup.

  • Fatal Error

    What the fuck is wrong with him? Does he have the AIDS or something? I work at a fucking cancer hospital and we have people here who get sick less than Ryan…fucking bitch…love the site.

  • danaunclefesterwhite

    Man Ryan’s health seems to act up a lot. Shit, he’s like 28 so this can’t be a good sign. Random food poisoning is one thing but shit always seems to be happening.

  • Jemaleddin

    And shit keeps happening to his butt. Which seems appropriate…

  • P W

    Fatal Error: Loved your comment! :D