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After performing so well against Chad Mendes, Cody McKenzie decides to go all in

After dropping three of his last four fights – the last one by a 31 second hard-to-the-body knockout courtesy of Chad Mendes, former guillotine master Cody McKenzie curiously determined that he has as good a shot as anyone of being Frankie Edgar’s featherweight debut opponent because, well, he’s a little off in the head apparently. Don’t get me wrong, I respect a guy who can make shameless Twitter pleas that have absolutely no chance in hell of coming to fruition. He probably isn’t afraid of rejection, and hence gets a lot of tail up there in Seattle. Granted, it’s probably vegan tail that smells like armpits, but its action nonetheless.

In this regard, however, Cody may want to consider his future employment status. One more loss and he’s probably a goner. So the obvious question is: Why on God’s green earth would a guy in that situation request a fight with someone who will destroy him? If you can answer that question you’re smarter than I am. So what do you say, comrades? Is this guy crazy, stupid, or just that much of an “I don’t give a fuck” badass?

  • Reverend Clint

    i bet uncle dana is like “start shit with frankie on twitter. ill give you 25k and a job after the fight”

  • randlemansvertical

    surpised ButtStrangler hasn’t come in and made a post so shitty we all have to change our underwear. He fucking blows massive Kongo wine-barrel sized cock.

  • Márcio

    Cody clearly doesn’t know his place in the pecking order. He should call out Jose Aldo next.

  • randlemansvertical

    I’d pick someone from fightlinker to beat the fuck out of cody at 145 and feel pretty confident doing so. Just anyone from the stands really, like dino bravo in the wwf

  • TheButtStrangler


    I wonder if I was that angry when I was 13?

    It is a drag aint it.
    Poor little thing.

  • TheButtStrangler


    Just kidding I remember 2 years ago when I was 13 just fine. It is when my dad walked in on me while i was smelling my friends penis to see if i would gag when i put it into my mouth.

    We are still friends.
    Much more than friends.

    I have to live at moms now too which really sucks. Get it? Sucks! HA!

  • randlemansvertical

    Now I’m masturbating furiously to how clever that was!

    (As opposed to my constant furious masturbation for no reason.)

  • TheButtStrangler

    Only problem nitwit,
    is I never forget to capitalize my “I”s.

    Thats what 13 year olds do.