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All bets are in for the UFC 135 pick’em challenge

Five Ounces of Pain’s picks are in for our UFC 135 pick’em bet and look at this: we picked so many fights the same that it all comes down to who wins Nate Diaz vs Takanori Gomi and Ben Rothwell vs Mark Hunt. We’ve got Nate and Ben, Five Ounces has Gomi and Hunt. All the other picks are the same, although we have several finishing methods differently (which will be helpful in case of a dreaded tie).

I must say, I’m feeling pretty good about our chances here. Seasoned bettors know you never gamble on the Japanese (statistical fact), and Ben Rothwell has been talking about his training camp boyfriend / wrasslin superstar Ben Askren all week. That does not bode well for Mr Hunt. No sir, it does not.

The nitty gritty pick comparison after the jump!

Jon Jones vs Quinton Jackson
Five Ounces: Jon Jones (TKO)
Fightlinker: Jon Jones (Sub)

Matt Hughes vs Josh Koscheck
Five Ounces: Josh Koscheck (KO)
Fightlinker: Josh Koscheck (KO)

Travis Browne vs Rob Broughton
Five Ounces: Travis Browne (KO)
Fightlinker: Travis Browne (KO)

Nate Diaz vs Takanori Gomi
Five Ounces: Takanori Gomi (KO)
Fightlinker: Nate Diaz (Sub)

Ben Rothwell vs Mark Hunt
Five Ounces: Mark Hunt (KO)
Fightlinker: Ben Rothwell (Sub)

Tony Ferguson vs Aaron Riley
Five Ounces: Tony Ferguson (KO)
Fightlinker: Tony Ferguson (KO)

Tim Boetsch vs Nick Ring
Five Ounces: Tim Boetsch (Dec)
Fightlinker: Tim Boetsch (Dec)

Junior Assuncao vs Eddie Yagin
Five Ounces: Junior Assuncao (Sub)
Fightlinker: Junior Assuncao (Sub)

Takeya Mizugaki vs Cole Escovedo
Five Ounces: Takeya Mizugaki (Dec)
Fightlinker: Takeya Mizugaki (Dec)

James Te Huna vs Ricardo Romero
Five Ounces: James Te Huna (KO)
Fightlinker: James Te Huna (KO)

  • iamphoenix

    no one gives a fuck.

  • iamphoenix


    i give up. there’s like a million little tabs open concurrently playing some gay ass video of some homo faggot rattling on about some fucking bullshit i don’t give a dumpster fuck baby about.

    penis cunt hole fuck cock

  • Reverend Clint

    should have picked rounds in a couple of the fights people actually care about… oh wait

  • Billytk

    I agree with iamphoenix stop wasting space talking about this stupid “bet” (it pains me to even refer to this as a bet it’s so pathetic)

  • iamphoenix

  • Redping

    penix is mad enough to make pictures about it

    I don’t know if i’d go that far, but it really is the icing on the poo-flavoured cake that your picks are almost identical to each others anyway

  • iamphoenix

  • KeyboardWarrior

    I’m guessing the beer wasn’t fightlinkers idea? Dumb

  • kvelertak

    You ghuys are gonna win and shit

  • lukustra

    perhaps five ounces was picking with their heart cuz i couldnt imagine anyone rooting for Nate and Rothwell.

  • Billytk

    It just annoys me every time I see anything about this so called “bet” taking up space on the front page. Just being part of this pathetic thing should make fightlinker too embarrassed to show his face. As far as I’m concerened 5oz has already won and made fightlinker look more pathetic by agreeing to this then pouring beer over the “loser” would make them look

  • G Funk

    So I just visited five ounces website to see what their commenters are saying and found three interesting things.

    1. They don’t have a Rebellion Media banner on the top of their page.

    2. That site sucks tremedous chessy balls.

    3. The commenters over there think that Ryan is the pussy for not accepting a more thrilling bet.


    Since that site gargle gulps full fat mayonnaise, those commenters mus be weak.

  • glassjawsh

    big lulz for the Canada man action figure

  • Billytk

    Wow if it’s actually true that they wanted a better bet and Ryan was the pussy that went for the beer thing then I’m just embarrassed to even log on here.

  • frickshun

    Based on Ryan’s inflection when he mentioned “the bet” on the podcast… sounds like Rebellion forced this nonsense on him to get more hits to each site & the weak ass beer dump is little more than a “gentlemen’s bet.” Let’s stop bitching unless we really want Ryan to die poor. Fucking sadists.

  • iamphoenix

    fuck rebellion.

  • Reverend Clint

    lets all rebel against rebellion

  • Billytk

    yeah I agree if this “bet” is a result of rebellion then I for one will do everything I can think of to badmouth them and point out what pussies they are at every opportunity to everyone that will listen.

  • Reverend Clint

    i think ryan wins

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    How about they rebrand as ConformoBro Media?  All the member sites can post Family Guy GIFs and make fun of Twilight.

  • Letibleu

    what do you have against twilight?

  • CAP

    I’m fine with RM wanting to get a bet going for interest but somewhere along the way someones vajayjay started bleeding when the bet consequences came up which derailed any reason to give a fuck.

  • glassjawsh

    both faces should be butters