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Anderson Silva doesn’t want to fight Chael Sonnen

Eugh, it’s only Thursday? Why the hell can’t the weekend be here yet??? Fortunately there’s alcohol to numb the pain and I’ve got an excellent drinking game guaranteed to get you absolutely shmammered. Just read some MMA news sites and drink a shot every time Anderson Silva’s manager implies Chael Sonnen shouldn’t fight the Spider next. Note: I am not responsible for cases of alcohol poisoning.

Feeling wasted / better yet? Now watch Silva’s manager dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge what they’d do if the UFC officially asks for that fight:

But you know what? Whoever Dana [White] puts in front of us, for the most part, we’re always going to take the fight. [Anderson has] never dodged any fights. It’s really not up to us to determine. … I’m not saying that’s who we want or who we don’t want. People ask my opinion, and I see what Anderson’s saying. He’s fought him once. He had his opportunity, but hey, if Dana wants to put the fight on again, we’ll cross that bridge when it comes.

Whoever Dana puts in front of us! For the most part. If Dana wants that fight … uh, let’s just cross that bridge when it comes. Jeez, man. That totally doesn’t sound like a yes. Where this hesitation comes from, I’ll never know. This is one of the few professions where you can legally beat the shit out of someone you don’t like, and Sonnen has given Anderson several dozen very good incentives to maul him. Maul him like a mad monkey with Hepatitis B.

  • thingvolds

    if i were anderson i wouldnt ever accept a rematch. id retire first. reverse troll

  • iamphoenix

    Maul him like a mad monkey with Hepatitis B.


    lol and dead tigers and bears. 

  • CAP

    These homies sure sound SCURRRRRRRED

  • kvelertak

    He already beat him once. Sonnen had 22 mins to win and make something happen and he couldn’t.

    Fuck sonnen.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    His pharmacist was on fire for the Stann fight, so maybe he can get the same or better scrips for a rematch with Andy.  Maybe he’ll finish Andy in the first round before he gasses into pitter-pat mode again and gets tapped or KO’d.  But his pharmacist and “Doctor” need to really plan his cycles extra carefully.

    I’m down for him getting a shot after the Bisping/Miller winner.

  • Danjo

    I’m digging the Ohio zoo jailbreak reference.

  • frickshun

    ^^Yeah ummm no. I don’t think he was referencing that @ all. When he said “mad monkey w/hep B”, I assumed he meant Rampage or King Mo.

  • Billytk

    Just more proof that Anderson (and Soares) are terrified by the prospect of having to face Chael again despite what they claim I’m really starting to think they believe Chael will beat the crap out of silva again and it’s not likely he’ll fall for the hail mary submission a 2nd time.

  • Blackula Jonez

    After seeing Chael even after a year off rag doll Stann and make him look weak in a ineffective why would they put Anderson against the worst possible match up he has already beaten? 


    Well other than the copious amounts of money there is to be made, wonder if Andypants is finally starting to slow down in his late 30’s.

  • kvelertak

    Black – Stann sucks vs wrestlers. I don’t think it showed us that much.

    Sonnen needs Silva a lot more than Silva needs sonnen.

  • FiveBoltMain

    stan the man sucks against wrasslers. he sucks harder than richard on prom night.

    fael sonnen had 5 rds to put a scratch on andy & he couldn’t even do that while juicing. wtf is he going to do now that he’s “off” the juice?

  • Redping

    “He already beat him once. Sonnen had 22 mins to win and make something happen and he couldn’t.

    Fuck sonnen.”

    Anyone making a comment like this, I submit that you HAVE to name an alternative to Chael, rather than saying he doesn’t deserve it. Otherwise you’re as homo as soares and you’re just scared of Anderson losing too. So who? Vitor Belfort? Mark Munoz? and don’t say Hendo because its not happening.

    The way I see it, Chael is clearly the #1 contender and despite people hearing the word ‘steroid’, never reading anything and just making comments about his cycles nad insinuating he’s not a good wrestler and he just juices, I think that still remains a fact. Next in line after him was literally BRIAN STANN guys, what do you think is going to happen?

  • Oontyex

    id like to see munoz/ the bisping/ milller winner get a shot at the belt,
    i reckon give bisping/ miller winner a title shot, and the loser vs chael for #1 contender.
    I dont see how u go from being tapped out by the champ – out for a year for roids, then after 1win (against a guy just within top 10 rankings) get another shot

    ye, he did very well, and id love to see him get a nother shot soon., but after getting tapped out, its someone elses turn to try

  • KeyboardWarrior

    Dana will make it happen and Andy, whether he’s scared or not, will have to accept. The title of this post is misleading

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    … insinuating he’s not a good wrestler and he just juices

    He’s a very good wrestler when he’s on Test, when he’s off he’s frail as an old man and can’t compete, according to his testimony on why he “needs” a TUE.

    The risk of Anderson losing makes the fight better in my opinion.

  • agentsmith

    Chael will get the next shot simply because there’s a storyline built up and there’s no other challengers right now. Next guy in line is Bisping, presuming he beats Mayhem (which I pray he doesn’t), and he’s never beaten anyone in the top 10. Like it or not, there really is no one else ahead of Chael in line.

  • CAP

    Common UFC trend I dislike: When they come out and say so and so (Stann in this case) will get a title shot if they win I feel the guy that beats them is deserving of that shitle tot. Doesn’t that just make fucking sense? Yeah too much fucking sense.

    I don’t think Pissbing has anything for Anderson. The only reason I wouldn’t mind seeing that is to see him get smashed.