Eugh, it’s only Thursday? Why the hell can’t the weekend be here yet??? Fortunately there’s alcohol to numb the pain and I’ve got an excellent drinking game guaranteed to get you absolutely shmammered. Just read some MMA news sites and drink a shot every time Anderson Silva’s manager implies Chael Sonnen shouldn’t fight the Spider next. Note: I am not responsible for cases of alcohol poisoning.
Feeling wasted / better yet? Now watch Silva’s manager dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge what they’d do if the UFC officially asks for that fight:
But you know what? Whoever Dana [White] puts in front of us, for the most part, we’re always going to take the fight. [Anderson has] never dodged any fights. It’s really not up to us to determine. … I’m not saying that’s who we want or who we don’t want. People ask my opinion, and I see what Anderson’s saying. He’s fought him once. He had his opportunity, but hey, if Dana wants to put the fight on again, we’ll cross that bridge when it comes.
Whoever Dana puts in front of us! For the most part. If Dana wants that fight … uh, let’s just cross that bridge when it comes. Jeez, man. That totally doesn’t sound like a yes. Where this hesitation comes from, I’ll never know. This is one of the few professions where you can legally beat the shit out of someone you don’t like, and Sonnen has given Anderson several dozen very good incentives to maul him. Maul him like a mad monkey with Hepatitis B.