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Anderson Silva vs Justin Bieber

Continuing the trend of tween-flavored MMA news, here’s a video of Anderson Silva in a dance off with Justin Bieber at a concert in Brazil. As I rarely leave my basement – where the soundtrack is depression and getting fatter – I’ve never actually heard any Bieber ‘music.’ This makes me less sympathetic towards you poor bastards who do things like visit the mall, listen to the radio, or participate in mainstream society. So enjoy this dost of JB … your 27th today already, I’m sure.

  • iamphoenix


  • Reverend Clint

    beiber thought he was the ghost of michael jackson past

  • Blackula Jonez

    Does this mean Phoenix is now a Silva fan?

  • iamphoenix

    What are you talking about I’ve always been a Silva fan. Honest.

  • Danjo

    I have a sneaking suspicion that Silva has caught teh gay.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    It’s not gay if you like a young, tender backmouth.

    It’s just not.

  • iamphoenix

    Justin Bieber Boxing with David Haye

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Impressive!  I bet his backmouth clenches super-tight while he’s throwing those.

  • FiveBoltMain

    damn you penix!!

  • iamphoenix

    i <3 you joan

  • iamphoenix

    …and really, this should have been a Fight Hotness.

  • KeyboardWarrior

    First planking, now shuffling. Way to copy Australia USA! I know we copy you a lot but our reason for that is that we watch American TV. You have no excuse for copying these lame trends.

  • CAP

    beibs can’t squash a grape, but he’ll smush them tweens.