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Another fighter poos himself

We here at Fightlinker pride ourselves on keeping you, fair reader, in the know about the really important stuff going on in the MMA world. Like whenever a guy poos his pants in the ring. The most famous example was Tim Sylvia doing it, and then we covered another incident in America, but this is our first reported bowel malfunction in the UK (although it happens more than you’d think).

This time it happened to fighter Sol Gilbert at an FX3 show. Fortunately Sol has a sense of humor about the whole thing and posted this afterwards:

Seriously it was fucking hillarious…. congrats on Marious on catching my back as i was tripoding up and bouncing to escape i felt my stomach go and hey presto im left with a melted chocolate button in my pants…
The funniest thing is John “The Hitman ” Hathaway cutting of my wraps in the toilet whilst i’m trying to take my pants off..

ZT Top Tips..

Dont do Caffeine based drinks pre fight
Do find a toilet that has toilet paper ( so you go pre fight)
Dont give up your back!!
Do run like a mutha fucka out of the cage to try a salvage your dignity
Dont except a sponsorship deal from Huggies or pampers..

Great night, great fight up intill…………

Apologies for leaving the cage livo, i really couldn’t hang about……

In the above photo (courtesy of Jimmy Boogaloo), you can see Sol confirming that yes, he had indeed shat himself.

  • Reverend Clint

    Sounds like an honorary jackal to me.

  • Omomatta

    Hey, I used to work with a guy who……………….

  • fightfan

    Did he finish the fight? Was there leakage?? Did he tell people or could it be seen?? All pertinent questions

  • Jay

    He lost to a RNC which literally squeezed the shit out of him! Then made a hasty exit to hide his blushes… Took it like a trooper haha, respect Sol.

  • Hywel Teague [FO Magazine]

    lol it’s not the first, I was ringside for a guy called Paul Jenkins, who poo’d a bit during the fight against a good mate of mine, Peter Irving.

    He was wearing white shorts as well… :(

  • Jimmy Boogaloo

    ‘Pic by Jimmy Boogaloo’, if you please ;o)

  • Archer0545

    The match was ruled a No Continence!

  • Hywel Teague [FO Magazine]

    lol @ Archer

  • kentyman

    Oh snap!

  • kentyman

    He should’ve tapped before he was choked incontinent.

  • Lifer

    you could always make like luke cummo and just chug your own urine for 24 hours leading up to the fight. your bowels are pristine after that much liquid gold!

  • Hammer

    were there little corn giblets on the mat??

    Wouldn’t that constitute a submission of sorts???

  • Ted Dibiase

    nice pic

  • sol gilbert

    yeah it is true it has to be the worst feeling in the world, especially when you are controling the fight from every angle, i made one error gave my back but was escapping and he was sliding off my back but as he was sliding off something was sliding out…. ha ha.
    I think tghe picture that Jimmy took says it all if anyone wans to view the fight go to my facebook account sol gilbert and add me as a frend.
    anyway bye for now

    Sol Gilbert

  • Carcass

    What a legend, he came on here!! Much respect Sol, sounds like just a bit of bad luck to me!

  • poo poo plata

    Gray Maynard shit himself in the TUF fight against Nate Diaz.