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Arianny: Criminal Updated

She already looks good in orange is reporting that UFC Ring Girl and occasional nudist had been arrested early on Saturday, May 26th. She was popped for domestic violence of all things.  She has subsequently been released. Luckily she can now attend the UFC 146 card in a bikini instead of an orange jumpsuit, though that might be hot.

Uncle Dana posted a little about his golden girl on twitter:

“Arianny is our baby. She has been with us for over 5 years. She’s a good girl and an amazing ambassador for the UFC. I don’t know all the details of what happened but we have her back and support her 100-percent.”

My hypothesis, since theories have been proven, is that she beat the shit out of Tiki. Are they still together? Who the fuck cares/knows but that’s what I’m going with. Please share your hypothesis in the comments, who ever is closest gets a free HJ from Ryan.

UPDATE: I got some real info from a real news source, MMAJunkie.

According to records with the Clark County inmate database, the 26-year old Celeste was booked into the Clark County Detention Center under her real name, Arianny Lopez, at 7:30 a.m.

She was held on $3,000 bail and released after 7 p.m. PT. Celeste is slated for a hearing on May 30.


  • Symbul

    Tiki was winning that fight before he got cut.

  • Reverend Clint

    he went for the low blow but got his foot stuck

  • Ron Jeremy

    we have her back

    I am sure this is not figurative. Enjoy that man ass.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I think she’s hit the pretty face and boy bod ceiling and it’s having a nergative effect on her.

  • iamphoenix

    But what does Fight Metric have to say about this? And Tom Cruise didn’t see this coming in Matua?

  • Komodo

    Those tatas look nice in orange. May as well add them to the banner hey..


    She caught him cheating

  • Rev.Mal

    Yes all good   ambassador`s take there clothes off for playboy ..And think ketchup is played on a basketball  court and not on a hot dog ..

  • G Funk

    ^There is only one “Rev.” here milk gulper.

  • Reverend Clint

    “Yes all good   ambassador`s take there clothes off for playboy ..And
    think ketchup is played on a basketball  court and not on a hot do”
    is this in english?

  • Giallo

    sounds like retard twitter talk and an analogy that makes no fucking sense, cause as you may know ketchup don’t play no pussy sports.

  • iamphoenix

    Rev Mal is STOOPID! I HATE YOU!!!

  • Rev.Mal

    I am a real reverend though i am currently studying for my master`s in theology well i will be in 24 more months lol …i will change it i forgot about Rev Clint

  • Rev.Mal

    And yes that was english ..You work for the Correct English police ?

  • Mal

    Wow…..i was meaning she  is not very bright ..Didn`t mean to hurt your feeling.

  • khaled

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