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Ariel Gandulla is twice the winner now

It’s barely news any more when a fighter tests positive for steroids. From now on MMA websites should just make a big deal of things when an entire MMA card happens to be clean! Now that’s a big event! Latest in a looooong line of steroid users in MMA is Ariel Gandula, the can fighter the WEC fed to Doug Marshall at the last WEC:

Ariel Gandulla, who last fought at the World Extreme Cagefighting event in Las Vegas on Dec. 12, has tested positive for the anabolic steroid Nandrolone according to Keith Kizer, the executive director of the Nevada State Athletic Commission.

This is just the latest embarrassment for Ariel, who was supposed to be some hot shit up and coming submission specialist from American Top Team. He get subbed by the most basic armbar in the universe barely two minutes into his fight with a guy who’s about as known for his ground game as Captain Crunch is for it’s nutritional values.

  • Xavier

    Hilarious that most of the guys in MMA that test positive for steroids or hard drugs are usually on the losing end of things anyway.

  • igorpunck

    I want my cereal now. Thanks alot linker, i was trying to stay on a diet!

  • Asa

    ATT huh? Has anyone done a little look-see at which camps are turning in the most positives?

  • Big D D

    wake up idiots…there are steroids that can’t be tested for using conventional means (blood, urine). If you are going to cheat do it right Assponies! or how about doing things all legal like Bugsy Siegel.

  • ajadoniz

    WHAT?! Cpt. Crunch isn’t nutritional? Oh the humanity!

  • http://none RW

    At least he didn’t get KD’d. Lucky bastard.