Love him or hate him, Chael Sonnen can tell the hell out of a story. The guy needs to narrate some show on the History Channel… History of Bullshit by Chael. Watch for the tender moment between him and Jon Jones. Also Anderson Silva speaks better English than Nick Diaz.
Everyone’s favorite Librarian glassjawsh has made a bet with his friend… a terrible, life altering bet. He has a special message and request for all the 4 people who still comment.
Whats up bitches? You worthless peons may or may not remember me as the guy who chased subo around the Internet last year and ultimately forces him to drink his own piss after his bff Donald Cerrone got hosed by Nate Diaz.
Well I’m back and have made another stupid bet that could potentially ruin my family life and hinder my career for no other reason then to entertain people on the Internet I’ve never met (and, Zues willing, never will meet).
This time around the fight in question is Rory McDonald v BJ Penn which goes down on UFC on Fox 5 December 8. And since I’m from the puritanical portion of this country and we prefer our shame permanently emblazoned on our bodies Scarlet Letter style, the terms of the bet include the loser getting a tattoo of the winners choosing.
Now here’s the part where you filthy degenerates get involved, even though I am well versed in publicly embarrassing MYSELF, I am having trouble coming up with something suitable that would remind the loser (aka my friend Elliott) about what a stupid asshole he is every day for the rest of his life.
So I’m asking you, the jackals, for help in deciding what to force another grown man to get inked into his skin (the best I could come up with is “nutz 4 buttz”). The only rules are it can’t be a picture of any naughty bits, it can’t be any bigger than a silver dollar and the loser gets to choose where it goes.
Leave your suggestions in the comments section (we’ll post a reminder the week of and give you guys a club house leader) and as always, if you have any question or concerns, you should direct them here.
Rich Franklin came into the UFC on Fuel TV weigh ins looking like he suddenly contracted full blown HIV from a Macau hooker. The gif is an improved version of one letibleu posted on The Underground. The pic came from his fevered mind.