You already know that Randy Couture is set to appear in the upcoming flick The Expendables, and now it appears as though the movie is somehow going to be getting even more awesome. None other than Stone Cold Steve Austin will be joining the cast. Even those of you hardcore MMA fans who were never into pro wrestling need to recognize the badassery of Stone Cold. Yeah, pro wrestling is “fake,” but it doesn’t matter. The stunner. The beer chugging. The catchphrases. The entrance music. The beating the shit out of his boss on a nightly basis. Who cares if most of it didn’t make sense; it was fucking awesome whether you were 12 and living with mom or 37 and still living with mom.
The movie’s cast now includes the following: Sylvester Stallone, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Forest Whitaker, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Dolph Lundgren, Danny Trejo, and Eric Roberts. Holy shit. And that’s not including a cameo by the Governator and boobage from Charisma Carpenter. This thing doesn’t need a script. They can just film all of these guys running around in army fatigues and shooting each other for two hours. End it with a pile of dead bodies and a stare down between Couture and Austin to set up a sequel and we can all happily say we got our moneys worth. Oh, and tits. Don’t forget the tits.