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Battle of the Internet Brawlers

In what has to be the biggest news to hit MMA since Ken Shamrock and James Toney almost fought, backyard brawler Dada 5000 says he’s going to take on youtube sensation Kimbo Slice in the cage:

Florida-based street fighter DADA 5000 went on the Rodolfo Roman show yesterday to announce that he would be fighting for the WFO heavyweight championship of the world. Additionally, on January 12 he will be fighting Kimbo Slice in an MMA match on pay-per-view at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, or possibly at Universal Studios in Florida (venue is still to be locked down). DADA learned towards Universal Studios since he said “they would give a bigger purse.” Why is this match so big? For the Florida fighting community, both fighters are hometown heroes who rose up from obscurity to top-dollar fighting careers. Bragging rights will be on the line, but more importantly, so will a lot of money.

As far as internet meme fights go, this is up there with Nyan Cat taking on Rick Astley.

  • CAP

    Funny how nobody even mentions this guy fighting for the WFO HW title. Which may be a joke too I don’t follow the Backyard BBQ Boxing Federation. Battle of the wannabes.

  • Danjo

    Wannabees?

    Maybe.

    No more so, at least, than the lean muscled fucktards down at the local bullshido gym who claim to have amateur records of 6-0.

    At least these guys are out there fucking fighting, bro. It isn’t for a lot of money, and it isn’t for fame. Dudes just like to fight.

    I’d fucking love to go to one of these bitches. Get me two slices of loaf bread, slap some backyard bar-b-que on that motherfucker, pay 5 bucks to get me one of them there “ringside seats”, and kick back and enjoy the afternoon. Sounds awesome to me.

  • G Funk

    ^Speaketh the truth

    Come down to the MIA and I’ll take you. These set-ups are abundant here. Oh, & the fee starts at $20. It’s a fun time if you ain’t scurred. Surprisingly safe too.

     

  • frickshun

    ^^Next time I’m in South Florida, I’ll hafta hit you up. Just don’t get me fucking arrested on vacation please!! Be there in April……

  • agentsmith

    It isn’t for a lot of money, and it isn’t for fame.

    Correct except for this part.

  • Reverend Clint

    hope they both die

  • kvelertak

    How can you enjoy two guys with no health insurance proving absolutely nothing?

    Bottom line, if you’re not making a lot of money fighting you shouldn’t be doing it.

  • frickshun

    ^^A) How in the fuck do you know if they don’t have health insurance?!
    B) Apparently, you’ve never competed @ anything meaningful.

  • G Funk

    Though very harsh as of late, Fricky be right. I waited until I had health insurance before I signed up at ATT. However, I doubt most of these guys have that kind of mindset.

  • CAP

    well well well(TM)

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