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Behold! The WAMMA belt

WAMMA has just unveiled the stunning piece of hardware that Tim Sylvia and Fedor Emelianenko will be tussling for at July 19th’s Affliction show, and wow is it ever a piece o’ shit. At one point in my naive blogger youth I thought no belt could ever surpass the lameness that was the snake skin IFL belts. But today I have learned that you can never underestimate the ineptitude of rich people making bad decisions. It’s a great belt … if you plan on going out for Halloween as a transexual Wonder Woman.

On the bright side, I used to think WAMMA was good for nothing. But now I think they’re gonna be good for comedy relief.