WAMMA has just unveiled the stunning piece of hardware that Tim Sylvia and Fedor Emelianenko will be tussling for at July 19th’s Affliction show, and wow is it ever a piece o’ shit. At one point in my naive blogger youth I thought no belt could ever surpass the lameness that was the snake skin IFL belts. But today I have learned that you can never underestimate the ineptitude of rich people making bad decisions. It’s a great belt … if you plan on going out for Halloween as a transexual Wonder Woman.
On the bright side, I used to think WAMMA was good for nothing. But now I think they’re gonna be good for comedy relief.