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Bid on a date with the Octagon Girls

The UFC’s Fight for the Troops card is locked in and this year the company has decided to add to the charity drive by setting up a website where you can donate out of the goodness of your heart or bid on some cool shit, with all proceeds going to the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund. The coolest ‘item’ up for grabs: “Dinner with UFC Octagon Girls at UFC Event!”

Ever wonder what it would be like to have dinner with the stunning UFC Octagon Girls? Well, here’s your chance. Bid now for the opportunity to dine with the Octagon girls at an upcoming UFC event. Package includes airfare, hotel accommodations and tickets to the UFC event.

(North American events only)
(airfare included for US travel only)

It sucks that this is only for North American events. Doing this in Abu Dhabi would be pretty pimp, plus the laws there are pretty cloudy about what happens when you whip your dick out, lay it on the table, and say “Ready for the main course?”

Bidding starts at 2000 bucks and will probably go up past anything you can afford. But if you’re really jonesing for some face time with the Octagon girls, Chandella does work at a Playboy club in Vegas and there’s a crawlspace under Arianny porch where you can watch her without any pesky police intervention.

Other cool items up for auction:

The Ultimate VIP experience – dinner with Dana, Arianny, and ‘Greats’ (I wonder how long till Chuck Liddell realizes he’s the new Ronald McDonald of the UFC). You also get to hanging out all week and backstage with a UFC fighter of your choice during their fight week. I suggest betting on their opponent and spending the week undermining your fighter’s confidence with subtle doubts and insults.

Bo Jackson Signed Kansas City Royals Jersey – Pretty impressive considering no one has seen or heard from Bo in over a decade

One of those UFC Custom Camaros – direct from the warehouse full of unsold UFC custom camaros
Real Life Ghost Hunter Experience – As if it wasn’t bullshit enough on television, see how these frauds do their thing by joining them for ‘a complete paranormal investigation.’ Be prepared for such thrilling adventures as Water Pipes Making Noise, Animals Moving Around in Forest, and my personal favorite, Dark Aura and Sulfur Smell *FART*

  • FiveBoltMain

    Ultimate VIP Exp is the only way to go.

  • Reem.Hadouken

    Meh. Do not want.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Shit, how much did Edith charge for dates again? This seems kinda high.

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    what fighter would want a fan hanging around them on fight week? Can you imagine how Forrest Griffin would be in that scenario? It just sounds awful for everyone involved.

    Dinner with Dana and friends would be pretty sweet though…

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    You could probably have dinner with Edith every day for a week for $2000. I’m not trying to be mean, them’s just the breaks.

  • glassjawsh

    can you imagine throwing down like 10 grand and then finding out you had to spend time with chandella?

  • CAP

    How much for an Octagon girl in the back seat of the Camero?

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I bet she’s actually way cooler than Arianny and better in bed. But for the demo this is aimed at: No.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I thought so, Smith, thanks! They had such classy photos of her too, didn’t they? That was hilarious.

  • agentsmith

    @ DJ: I once saw the website of the escort agency that she’s alleged to have worked for (can’t remember the name), and I seem to remember the going rate was something like $250-300/hr. So you could have fed Edith clam chowder for an hour for about 1/8th the starting price of having dinner with a disinterested Arianny and Danny Glover.

  • thingvolds

    no thanks. neither of them is up to my standards looks wise. chandrella seems nice but i would never be seen in public with her. ariannys face is decent but her ass is flat and her boobs are ugly, plus she has the personality of a rock.

  • fightlinker

    I got a good look at Chandella live at UFC 124 and she’s way better in person than on TV. Her ass … my god. It’s the best ass I’ve ever seen in my life.

    Still, if you look like shit on TV, it’s kinda a deal breaker. Maybe someone should show Dana footage from the shows….

  • SST

    I bet Chandella sucks cock better than Arriany

  • subo

    It IS a nice ass, and as an ass man, that means the rest is negotiable.

  • agentsmith

    To bad the face makes me feel gay for looking at her ass.

  • frickshun

    Who would spend that kinda scratch to have a fancy dinner party w/cute girls when you could bang the hottest hookers on the planet for a few grand.

  • iamphoenix

    What are the rules regarding boners? Do I take care of it or just ride it out? What happens when I wear sweatpants and can’t hide it? Do I pretend I don’t have a boner or do I stick my hand under the dinner table to make it go away? Which one likes it on their face and which one likes it on their stomach? Back? I have to know these things.