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British Shin-Kicking Championships

Yes, this is a real thing.  Every year, the most aggro shin-kickin’ blokes from all over Ye Olde Blighty gather at the Cotswold Olimpicks (not a typo, or at least not by me) to kick each other below the knees until someone falls down.  But don’t forget about the shirt-pulling wrestling, lest the organizers correct you for your stunning ignorance of the subtle nuances of this glorious sport.  The winner apparently gets a swell trophy and the right to heap smug contempt on all who doubted him, while the loser is presumably declared a wanker and showered with empty Stella cans.

  • iamphoenix

    van damme is the gravy

  • Reverend Clint

    cerrone likes to go to shit kicking aka ass fucking championships

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, these guys are only doing this because they’re not man enough for Shirling.

  • iamphoenix

    you said this before?

  • frickshun

    I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again. It. It. It. It. It. It. There. I’ve said it several times now & there’s a strong chance I’ll say it again. Dang, said it again. And again!!

  • iamphoenix

    ^laawwwwlz

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    That’s a powerful word, man – you shouldn’t abuse it like that.

  • G Funk

    Frick lost his touch with his pwnage.

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