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Brittney wasn’t fired, but she’s not hired either

Word got around back in mid July that our new favorite octagon girl since our last two favorites got canned, Brittney Palmer, had herself gotten canned as well. This was followed by Dana White doing what he seems to be doing a lot of lately: telling the truth, but not the whole truth:

@KylesTwitr we didn’t get rid of @brittneypalmer so quit listening to hack websites and fuckin relax.

But while they didn’t get rid of Brittney, she ain’t gonna be walking around no octagons with placards anytime soon. She wasn’t at UFC 133 and here’s the updated full story from Dana:

“Nothing happened with Brittney Palmer. It’s one of those situations where Brittney has moved on to other things. She’s living in L.A. now, she wants to be an artist, she’s going to art school and she has a great relationship with us. She’s still doing stuff with us but it gets so crazy because this is one of those sports where the fans are into everything and I have no problem talking about anything. How disgusting (Dennis Hallman’s) shorts were, what happened with me and Tito, all this stuff I’m cool talking about. But sometimes people want to do their own things and don’t want to make a big deal about it and when people ask me, listen… her dream is to be an artist and she’s chasing her dream, she’s going out to L.A., she’s in art school out there; there’s no problem with Brittney and Brittney is still friendly with the UFC. It’s all good.”

However you slice it, it still means no more Brittney. Why can’t we have nice things any more? What have we done to anger the Gods of MMA? I feel like I’m getting ass rammed sideways by Thor’s hammer here. How bout tommorrow we just get all the year’s disappointments out in one day. We’ll cancel all main events in October, bring in Dennis Hallman as the new Octogon Boy, and announce a price hike in PPV prices.

  • agentsmith

    Make Kenda Perez her replacement.  Problem solved.

  • Mal666

    since we are now use to here square boobies maybe Dana can hire sponge bob square pants to fill the void ..

  • Mal666

    her ” sry

  • frickshun

    ^^That didn’t make you funnier :(

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    ^^ Especially since there’s a fuckin’ edit button.

    I didn’t even know they had art schools in LA.

  • glassjawsh

    ^ me either, unless the “art” is porn

    which would actually be awesome

  • Reverend Clint

    guess i wasnt wrong… wasnt fire my ass

    they can do 100x better if they tried

  • Komodo

    Sads. She was my favorite :*(****

  • Mal666

    i guess i should of added gay or penis in there and that would of made you guys happy ….

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Not so much happy, but it would’ve certainly aroused our interest.

  • G Funk

    No Mal, we are making fun of your retardation.

  • frickshun


    Mal–>1st, Spongebob is funny. Don’t invoke his name unless you will be funny.

    Boys–>I just had an epiphany: when these chicks are posing & trying to be “hot”, they make my dreidel shrink even smaller. When Octotits is chilling w/that jackas Skyscrape in the pic above, she’s blazing fucking hot. Make sense?

  • CAP

    You’re gay for Skyscrape is all.

  • frickshun

    ^^I should show you a pic of my dad from the 70’s. Dude had a REAL afro. Fuck that wig bullshit.

  • CAP

    Nice. My dad had the Griggs pork chops!

    And I agree the wig shit is wacked.