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Brock Lesnar hates fags

For someone with a cock tattoed on his chest, Brock Lesnar sure doesn’t give any love to guys who play for the other team:

To print what Brock Lesnar said might make even John Rocker blush. But after his curse-laden outburst, he turned to a nearby reporter and explained, “I don’t like gays. Write that down in your little notebook. I don’t like gays.”

Offended? Too bad. He doesn’t care what you think. What your mom thinks. Or what that guy at the end of the bar thinks, his sexual orientation not withstanding. Lesnar is a self-described “blue-collar redneck” who owns a 47-acre ranch and spends his free time jumping up and down on beds — sometimes breaking them — with his 2-year-old daughter, Mya.

We love to joke about homos and gays and all that stuff, mainly because we’re amazed that people today still give a shit about it. It’s like finding people who still hate Jews and Commies. Or people who think that women shouldn’t be allowed to vote or drive. Sure, the bitches can’t fucking drive and just vote the same way their husbands do. But we’ve got to at least pretend they’re equal so they’ll put our penises in their mouth.

So yeah, back to homos. I understand that gay people probably make a lot of our readers a bit uncomfortable. And I’m cool with that. As hard as I try, I still get a bit nervous around black hip hop thugs. So I can relate if you feel the same way around gay people. That’s okay. But what’s not okay is someone who just decides straight out to hate gay people. Because that makes you an ignorant bigot.

  • Xavier

    Straight outta 2004. Choice.

  • JiuJitsu365

    What about hip hop thugs in general?
    What about thugs by themselves?
    I think its the thugs that worry you?
    I could be wrong?

  • RoB

    wow, i’m really starting to like this cock boy. Only a real man can tattoo a dildo sword on thier chest and not feel even the slightest bit gay

  • fightlinker

    Yeah wiggers spook me too, but I’ll admit that black people still give me the heebie jeebies in certain situations. I think we all have to acknowledge that we do have prejudices that we need to work on. ‘Racism’ as a word has become so generalized that no one even realizes what it means any more. I’m the first to admit that i have retarded prejudices … but i try my best to work past them. People who say “Oh i hate fags” or “Oh I hate somalians” or “I hate immigrants” are the worst because they’re proud of their ignorance.

  • JoshMan

    “But we’ve got to at least pretend they’re equal so they’ll put our penises in their mouth.”

    So true, so true. Man, I’m 23 and I’ve already found that out.

  • operator

    Next thing you know he’ll join the hughes camp. He might be a bigger asshole than hughes though.

  • jjdnb

    hey wait, I still hate jews and commies. Am I a blue collared redneck like Lesner?

  • Atom

    hey jjdnb, I’m a black jewish commie gay woman. FUCK YOU.

    Great blog post, FL.

  • Jemaleddin

    I can’t say for sure, but if watching two half-naked athletes roll around on top of each other – muscles straining, sweat rolling off of them as they grind their crotches against each other’s chests and backs – doesn’t turn on the gays, I don’t know what would. I’ve always assumed that MMA was homoerotic enough that it ought to be attracting gay fans. I mean, Gary Shaw is putting Gina Carano in shows to attract straight men, right?

    Actually, there’s an idea for a money-making MMA fan site: cater to gays. You know, show training pictures of fighters sweating it out, promo pictures half-covered in fake-sweat, lurid descriptions of their exertions… wait, that’s every MMA site’s core function now.

    Maybe you should add a gay/straight question to the site profile page. My prediction: pride fanboys? Way gay. :-P

  • dignan

    With too much politically correct bullshit out there, it instantly creates a giant elephant in any room when there are people with differences, and are not allowed to acknowledge them.

    My solution in every situation like that is to acknowledge that elephant head on, make EVERYONE uncomfortable for a minute or two and everyones over it…in my mind. hehe.

    Similar to Austen Powers trying not to say Mole…Moley Moley Moley Moley.

    The people getting my goat are the anti-masturbation, anti-porn, anti-woman, anti-gay youth Christian movement.

    Me feels that doth protest too much.

    I have more to say on the subject…but I’ll end it with:

    Cock Chestnar and Kalib Starnes are lovers.

  • Shane

    I’m sure he did hate gays… until he met Kurt Angle:

  • JJ Smith

    I’m gay and when I read a quote like that I’m not offended. I just think “I hate retards”.

  • shanaconda

    Shane: nice work that was hilarious

  • Fightlinker Jackal

    I’m interested to know statistically how many fighters entered the UFC with a record of one MMA fight and actually won. My guess is zero… I would love to see Mir armbar Lesnar.

  • Amy Robinson

    “…who still hate Jews and Commies. Or people who think that women shouldn’t be allowed to vote or drive”

    well, more often than not all those hatreds are bundled in a lovely little predujust gift basket, did they ask him about those things too, cuz I wouldn’t be surprised.

  • jaydog

    There’s lots of a**holes in the fight game. Lesnar’s prejudice is no revelation. Chuck Norris is a big supporter of the evangelical anti-gay Republican presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee. Anyhow, you can hate on entire groups of people all you want, but you can’t stop people from thinking your hot or thinking your stupid. So, get over yourself, Brock. For instance, I’ve got a big gay boss who loves little muscle men. Right now his favorite fighters are Faber and Gomi (and I think he’d probably like Joe Daddy and Frankie Edgar). But, my boss wouldn’t like Brock one bit. Maybe he’ll get a rear naked poke from Jeff Monsun in his third or fourth fight.

  • Zane

    Lesnar is a joke, he obviously has a reason for saying what he did. I hope it is just a desperate horrible attempt at humor, because it is so ignorant I am going to assume that he was obviously raised this way and probably has been told by his elders to think this way. It is obvious he has never known a gay person in his life. I now hope he gets smashed by Mir. FL, I heard that a while back the California Athletic Commision almost didn’t approve the Mir-Sylvia fight because of differential in skills. How could that be true?

  • Boondock

    Whatever, I don’t like gay’s but i’m not stupid enough to say it in public either or I’d get jumped on by the politically correct mafia. I don’t find it wrong from a religious view but from an “Ick” view..frankly one man sticking his thing in another hairy man’s hairy shithole is just not something that appeals to me call me crazy but yeah…just staight up “what the fuck”

    I honestly don’t give a rats ass if if the wanna fuck each other my problem lies with the way the media is almost portraying gay’s like its a fashion trend now adays.

    I’m not trying to be an asshole here but I don’t respect the way we have to adapt to new society and change our views or be labeled as cavemen. I almost respect someone for saying something that many of us think but don’t have the balls to say in public for fear of reprisal.

  • Zurich

    I’m gay and Brock’s comment irks me. No amount of bitching will change any of it though, so I just figure he’ll have a kid that will grow up and come out gay or something. Karma’s sweet like that.

    Oh, and just cause it came up in this thread… yes, MMA’s big-time homoeroticism was what caught my eye while flipping channels one night (Rick Franklin to be precise). But as I discovered the mechanics of the sport, the sex appeal quickly faded and was replaced by genuine, sporting interest. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t check out weigh-in pictures when certain guys fight though :p I’d also say that I’m the exception rather than the rule – gays in general are sopping vaginas and can’t appreciate combat sports. So no, I don’t think MMA has much of a gay fan base at all.

  • jaydog

    Boondock, try respecting homosexuals for being themselves and not conforming (ya know, how you wanna be treated) and then you’ll have a chance at finding your place in “new society.”

    By the way, my buddies in the politically correct mafia know where you live and now you’re gonna get it.

  • el feo

    “Only a real man can tattoo a dildo sword on thier chest and not feel even the slightest bit gay”

    The question is, will anyone have the balls to tell him? Will he find out by reading somewhere how people are calling him “Cock Chestnar”? Or will he live out his days in blissful ignorance? Hmmm.

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  • JJ Smith

    Zurich, good work. I’ll be sure to tell the men down at the lodge that you’re up for promotion.

    To continue this thread, my fellow homos divide into the following categories:

    1. Those that dislike sports of any kind. 50%
    2. Those that think MMA/fighting is “violent” and violence is Always Wrong. 30%
    3. Those that like watching MMA fights because there are hot guys doing in a ring what most of us do in the bedroom, except with shorts, gloves, and a little punching/blood. HOT. 17.95%
    4. Those that like watching MMA fights because it gives them ideas for their ground game for their MMA/BJJ class tomorrow. .05%

    Like straight folks, gay folks come in all stripes. The percentages above come from my personal dating experience. I live in NYC.

  • JJ Smith

    Oops #3 needs to be 19.95%. I can’ts adds.

  • Zurich

    JJ Smith – then there’s the combination of 3 and 4 – those of us who watch MMA because it gives us ideas for the bedroom. Don’t tell me you’ve never thought about going for a sweep, triangle, or armbar from the bottom…

  • Atom

    “FL, I heard that a while back the California Athletic Commision almost didn’t approve the Mir-Sylvia fight because of differential in skills. How could that be true?”

    I heard this as well, but I thought it was when the UFC was trying to arrange a rematch. (need verification) That actually makes it even funnier, considering Mir had already beaten him once.

    On the gay debate: Not approving of homosexuality for whatever reason you choose is one thing. Hating someone for being born that way (read ANY respected research journal) is different. Being proud of your own ignorance is laughable.

  • Steve4192

    @Fightlinker Jackal:

    Do the names BJ Penn, Randy Couture, Chuck Liddell, or Tito Ortiz ring a bell? They all made their MMA debuts in the UFC and seem to have done pretty well for themselves.

  • fightlinker

    Atom hit the nail on the head. Perfectly sums up my thoughts on the subject

  • dignan


    The point you glanced over is the fact that homosexually has been around forever, and only until recently has it been possible to discuss it in the media or in a public forum without being stoned/shunned/fucked in the hairy shithole.

    Gay people exist. Just as jews, blacks, whites, indians…they were born that way and have been oppressed by white society(which we find out everyday are fucking hypocrites.)

    My suggestion is to get to know some gay or lesbian people as friends, and you will soon realize that they are just like everyone else and there is nothing to fear.

    My gay friends I prefer not to talk about their sexual conquests in front of me, just as our straight friends/couples don’t discuss their’s.

    Actually, I get to hear the odd story of one of my wife’s fat(she really is only heavy no enormous), friend wondering if it’s normal for a guy having to go to the bathroom and “finish” by himself.

    That grosses me out just as much as a couple of gay dudes or dykes going at it.

  • JJ Smith

    Sorry, I thought that if you fall into #4 then #3 would be a given. My bad.

  • kentyman

    “…my wife’s fat…” -dignan