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Brock Lesnar looks teensy tiny

Above we have a video preview for WWE’12, the latest pro wrasslin video game, starring none other than Brock Lesnar. As for why Brock is even in this game when the UFC are notoriously dickish about video game rights

“Brock Lesnar will never wrestle for the WWE while he’s under contract to me. But to be in their video game? That’s part of his history. He came from the WWE. I brought Brock Lesnar into the UFC,” White said. “The WWE built him up into the star that he was and for me to go back and now say, ‘No, he’s mine,’ I don’t care about that. It doesn’t affect me or my business personally and it helps my athlete.”

More interesting than why Brock is in the video is how he looks in it. I always heard cameras add 10 pounds (directly to the tubneck in my experience) but Lesnar looks like he’s a few more months of careful colon dieting away from the light heavyweight division.

He looked big enough when he was bullseying womprats with his 50-cal just two months ago. And that was after they cut that chunk of his poopgut out. Maybe the WWE just used a slimming lense or something. How long till we get to see Lesnar and Ubereem face off so we can gossip like a sewing circle about the size difference?

  • Reverend Clint

    cant take steroids when ur ass is all messed up… right ryan

  • kvelertak

    Subo is on suicide watch. He looks visibly older in the face too.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Brock is just trying to cash in on his image in both mma and pro rasslin, his career will be cut short due to his illness.


    Its kind of sad actually, I almost fear for what Alistair is going to do to him.

  • iamphoenix

    lost some girth on his chestcock.

  • Billytk

    Not a good sign for him considering his only real attribute in the cage was his size

  • iamphoenix

    this is a good sign

    The Best Sign... In The World
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  • Reverend Clint

    ha clarkson is the man

  • kvelertak

    His size was the only reason he won against mir and couture.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Cmon Kvelertak, it was Lesnars technique and finesse that won him fights against Mir and Handy.


    And it was his iron chin that saved him from Carwin and Cai….oh wait.

  • Blackula Jonez

    I will be surprised if people actually think that Lesnar will give Alistair a better fight than one of his many can opponents.


    Despite being a former UFC champ this is a man FAR REMOVED from his athletic prime and drastically comprimised due to illness, this guy isn’t hitting slick single legs in the middle of the cage and getting takedowns off the scramble.


    He tackles you and if you stuff it he has to reset with his “striking”, at this point and time Werdum is still the finest opponent Overeem has faced in years imo.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Brocks only hope is that Overeems chin is about as shitty as his.

  • CAP

    LOL that Dana is all fine and dandy letting Lesnar run willy nilly with his likeness rights while he flips out on people like Fitch. Who wants to play Jon Fitch in a video game anyway?

  • G Funk

    Lukustra learned his ignore the edit button triple str8 posts technique from master Black.