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Brock Lesnar messed with Alistair Overeem’s camp

Leading up to his fight against Brock Lesnar, there had been rumors that Alistair Overeem had basically been booted out of XTreme Couture. Ol’ Dicksword apparently didn’t like the idea of Randy showing Alistair any tricks (this despite the fact that Randy was in Europe filming The Expendables 2). Different stories came out, denials were made, but of course in the end which version ended up being true? The one where Lesnar is a big jerk:

“There were some issues with Alistair training at Xtreme Couture because Randy, after he fought Brock, trained with him and signed a disclosure with them,” Martinez revealed. “So even though Randy isn’t at the gym, Brock’s people made it an issue so Overeem ended up not finishing his training here.”

Not that it was a gigantic mystery as to how to defeat Brock. By the end there he was starting to look like one of those SNES platformer bosses – so long as you know his tricks you can just stay in one place firing your metal blade weapon until he goes down. Yes, I have been playing Mega Man 3 non-stop lately. I find it has much wisdom to teach us about this crazy topsy turvy existence. When life gives you Leaf Man’s weapon, do the Air world. I think that’s some advice we can all apply.

  • Reverend Clint

    and alistair ruined brock

  • iamphoenix
  • Giallo

    What a douche…as if he was a super hero and Randy holds his cryponite. Everybody knew his weakness for christ sakes, he just knew he wasn’t going to win and resorted to trying dirty tricks…lol at a fucking disclosure

  • CAP

    Damn no wipe? Aisle 4!

  • Grappo

    king hippo

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    This makes me want to go back and watch the knees again.

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    video needs who let the dogs out

  • bosswell

    That write-up was hilarious

  • Billytk

    yet ANOTHER reason I’m glad Brock was exposed as the overhyped pussy he is

  • nem0

    Just to be a nitpicky bitch, Mega Man 2 was the one with the Leaf Shield and Metal Blade, though you do fight the MM2 bosses in the latter half of MM3.

    JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.

    But the analogy still works. Brock’s definitely the prototypical Capcom boss, with obvious patterns and that one glaring weakness that lets an opponent take him down with 3 hits or whatever.

  • iamphoenix

    ^

  • Redping

    if he were really a boss from megaman then only Pettis would be able to beat him because you pretty much can’t beat any boss in that game without jumping off walls

  • frickshun

    Phoeniggz–>that chick is a fecal ninja master!!

  • iamphoenix

    I KNOW RIGHT! she’s just like, ooh shoppin for breadsticks to feed mah childs, and then BOOOM the coast was clear and she laid a deuce so epic only a security camera can see it in all it’s glory. Clean up on that aisle must have been a very touching moment.

  • Giallo

    ^ lolololol…I feel for the poor smuck that had to clean that shit

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