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Brock Lesnar wants to do Wrestlemania

Remember after Brock’s last fight how the Undertaker was waiting for him outside the cage ready to cut a promo for a hypothetical Wrestlemania match? Dana shot down the idea of Brock returning to the WWE before it got a chance to get too much media traction but unfortunately for him, he didn’t squash the idea before Vince MacMahon managed to get a $ figure with seven figures across to Brock.

Now Dave Meltzer reports that Brock wants to do the one-off show. This is the same Brock that the UFC hasn’t been able to get on the phone lately.

On the surface, it seems like there’s a lot of opportunity to be had via this stupidity. Perhaps Dana can leverage permission to fight at Wrestlemania into a TUF gig from Brock, say some. Others think the UFC is having a hard enough time just getting Lesnar back into the cage, and a game of chicken could result in no Brock for Wrestlemania or the UFC.

Personally, I say fine by me. Dana didn’t let the best fighter on the planet fight outside the organization, so why should a 4-2 wonder like Brock Lesnar get to play by different rules? Sure, wrasslin’ isn’t boxing, but in a way it’s worse: not only does it blur the lines between MMA and fake fighting, it opens up the door for other guys on the roster to stage mini-rebellions of their own for whatever dumb but lucrative reasons happen to pop up.

Dana says he’s all about team players, and Lesnar is definitely one of those. Unfortunately, he plays for Team Brock and everyone else can fuck off. Fortunately, Team Dana has a similar philosophy, and it’s roster is made up of Dana plus the entire Zuffa legal team.

  • Reverend Clint

    WWE/F/G is far more dnagerous than boxing or the dreaded SAMBO. Fuck Brock and fuck wrestling

  • Fedor.Hadouken


    You chase that paper brock. Be the best.

  • glassjawsh

    i’m getting just as irritated with Block Resnar and i am will faildor

    fuck em both, sport doesn;t need either of them

  • SST

    Haa Haa! Can’t hack it fighting real MMA fighters.

  • subo

    What’s the difference between this and Rampage putting off the Rashad fight to make a movie? Oh that’s right – pro wrestling.


    I know he’s a $ maker, but I hope UFC holds their ground and won’t decide to depend on fighter ‘star power’ like SF. Anything that blurs the line or creates any association between pro wrestling and MMA is bad idea. I say if he goes, let him stay there.

  • SST

    Rampage doesn’t turtle up like bitch, when he gets punched in the face.

  • GypsyCurse

    “Anything that blurs the line or creates any association between pro wrestling and MMA is bad idea”

    …Like japanese MMA?

  • iamphoenix

    no. concerning real humans.

  • G Funk

    People were bashing Page for that stint as well. But WWE? = Gay! Didn’t Brock previously say he was done with the fake chit and wanted to compete for reals? That all changes when the bully gets his ass handed to him huh?

  • cheese

    everybody talking all this noise but when a few million are waved in your face whether its real or face all yall fags would do it so shut the hell up

  • repenttokyo

    i suggest that they substitute Trent Reznor for Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania and then Undertaker can have his true revenge.

  • Reverend Clint

    trent would fuck the undertaker… Like an animal

  • frickshun

    ^^I laughed.

  • iamphoenix

    I don’t know who this trent is.

  • FiveBoltMain

    ^ Nine Inch Nails lead singer.

    This is all hearsay. I’ll believe it when he steps into the ring. Then I will shun him.

  • G Funk

    Trent is NIN

  • SST

    Haa Haa! The turtle wants no more to do with real fighting.

    “Meltzer said on his radio show that the fight with Velasquez has changed Brock’s attitude on fighting and he is at the stage in his life where he doesn’t want to get injured. He’s very well off financially and the business man in him apparently knows that it may be time to move on.”