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Browser Crasher: UFC 134

 

I’m not going to break down every cool move from every fight.  Other people already do that with an OCD-like fervor that I couldn’t hope to match.  I’ll just gif up some of my favorite moments from UFC 134.

 

Silva vs. Okami

Ring around the Rosie w/ Andy.

Silva clearly in fear of Okami’s aggression.

 

More giffiness after the jump!

 

Do those count those as attempted strikes?  If so Andy just fucked his accuracy percentage.

 

 

_Actual Badassery_

Head Kick | Silva Knockdown | Silva Knockdown 2 | Silva greasing up

 

 

 

Nogueira vs. Schaub

Junior is fuckin ecstatic…  Not gonna lie, I jumped up outta my seat and started screaming when Nog KO’d Schaub.

KO slo | Schaub attacking knee

 

 

Erick Silva vs. Luis Ramos

Dope.

Knockdown slo

 

 

Paulo Thiago vs. David Mitchell

Takedown porn.  Those trips are noice.

 

 

Shogun vs. Griffin

This guy’s got a future in the NBA.

 

Nice Exchange | The Finish

 

 

Cane vs. Nedkov

Cane’s got a bit of Liddell-itis.

Bunny Hop | Nedkov Flag Hankie

 

 

Barboza vs. Pearson

This fight was hard to call.  I think Barboza landed the harder, more damaging shots, but Shorty landed more, and dictated the pace.

That hook is nastyyy.  Pit Boss has a chin!

 

 

Palhares vs. Miller

He’s a grabby little monkey ain’t he?

and a pokey one.

and that hit was later than your (female family member)’s period after something something. 

 

Miller Knockdown | Paul TD | Paul TD | Monchhichi Slams

 

 

Yves Jabouin vs. Ian Loveland

 

Nice reversals

Back kick to the nards.

 

and the hats thieves!  This was going to be the centerpiece but Ryan beat me to it.  Now it’s relegated to a hyperlink :(  

  • G Funk

    My 8 g’s of ram are being taxed in this post…

  • Grappo

    w00t!

     

    You got a bunch of tabs open?  My measly 3 gigger is handling it ok.  If people are really having trouble loading/viewing the page I can linkify a few more of those gifs.

  • iamphoenix

    my computer has a strong dick it can handle it right in the balls.

  • KeyboardWarrior

    Luiz Cane is the only Brazilian to lose on that card, besides the Brazil vs Brazil fights. Get rid of him! Also jumped out of my seat considering I had Shaub winning by KO in the first.

  • Grappo

    added Nedkov using his nation’s flag as a Kleenex, Silva giving an FU to the commission by blatantly greasing up again, and Schaub going for Nog’s knee (which pissed me off and made his KO all the more satisfying)

    Someone got hit in the head with garbage thrown in the cage but I can’t remember who…

  • Letibleu

    No Americans won I think.

    grappo, what commission? It was in Brazil, savages dont have commissions.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I’m glad I’m not the only one giffing Andy greasing.  But he’s so dope no one cares.

    Great GIFs man.  Another great recap right here.  Better than all the pundit bitches rambling.

  • CAP

    Sweet Grapps!

    Yeah I noticed Andys usual pre fight ritual again. Does every one just turn a blind eye to that or is it fair game to use the initial amount of vasoline how you wish?

    Made me chuckle again seeing Luis Canes bunny hop into the fence! And Nedkov did everything but wipe his ass on his own flag. Classy.

  • Blackula Jonez

    The refs from the athletic commision apply that vaseline to every fighters face before they get into the cage.

    Its only a violation if your corner applies more to your body after the fact. Show me the section of the unified rules where it says you are not allowed to rub your face after the commission applied vaseline is put on your face.

    All is fair in love and war, even those with a ton of advantages will still bend rules and exploit loopholes to increase their chances at victory.

    Such is the nature of high risk high reward competition. You want a completely fair game, play solataire.

  • G Funk

    And the righteousness comes out a da brotha! you jive turkeys!

  • CAP

    If you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying!

  • Blackula Jonez

    Thats the thing though, it may be shady and rule bending. But show me in the rules where its illegal?

     

    As far as my understanding of the unified rules are, you can do what you want with the commision applied vaseline.

     

    Or is this another witch hunt ala King Mo/Noons using oxygen? All I am asking for is someone to show me what rule is being broken in writing, is that too much to ask or is everyone guilty as soon as they are accused?

  • frickshun

    Thanks Grapps.

    Having an utterly shit day & the gifs have slightly buoyed my spirits….

  • Grappo

    Use of Vaseline, Water and other similar substances‑

    Absolutely “no” body grease, gels, balms, lotions oils, or other substances may be applied to the hair, face or body. This includes the use of excessive amounts of water “dumped” on a contestant to make him/her slippery. However, Vaseline may be applied solely to the facial area at cage side in the presence of an inspector, referee, or a person designated by the commission. Any contestant applying anything other than Vaseline in an approved fashion at the appropriate time could be penalized a point or subject to loss by disqualification.

    -

    As expected that’s not a well-defined set of rules.  What about in between rounds?  Is the thing about only designated cutmen handling the vaseline an AC thing, or a UFC thing?  Not to get all srz biz, I think the grease thing is actually funny.  I doubt there’s enough to give him an advantage, and I’m pretty sure he’s just doing it to fuck with people.

  • Grappo

    welcome frick.  pretty shitty over this way too.

  • CAP

    I wonder if this has been amended or picked up from the boxing rules?

  • G Funk
  • Letibleu

     

  • ghostboner

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed Shaub attacking Nog’s freshly repaired old man joints. That is another thing that Anderson does that is a bit grey. I remember in a couple fights Anderson throwing straight kicks directly at the knee. I thought striking “through” joints was illegal at one time? Perhaps not any more.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Knee kicks and foot stomps = bitch move.

     

    Learn to fucking fight asshole. I had a feeling that Schaub could of pulled off the win if he had kept to his stick and move gameplan.  Instead he put his ass against the cage and gave Nog a stationary target to unload combos on.

     

    Isn’t this guy supposed to be a golden gloves boxer and wtf would he have done if Nog wanted to use the cage to work takedowns. Talk about switching from a good gameplan to a idiotic one for no apperant reason.

  • KeyboardWarrior

    I also remember Jones doing the same thing to shoguns knee with kicks. I wonder what they’d be thinking when they find out that Nog or Shogun or Rampage can’t fight anymore because of those deliberate leg kicks/baby hammer fists they gave him. Anything for the win I guess.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    The point of the game is to injure your opponent within the rules.  What do you guys think KOs do to a guys future?

  • CAP

    I hate foot stomps. Shoulder strikes are getting on my nerves too.

  • KeyboardWarrior

    KO’s don’t do much but get you a step closer to losing your job. So I guess they’re the same thing kinda.

  • G Funk

    ^ Right, because severe concussions are like taking vitamins…

  • KeyboardWarrior

    KO’s and joint injuries are nothing alike, that’s all I’m trying to say. Stop trying to justify it, knee injuries fuck your cardio right up, KO’s don’t. And no one said anything about Severe concussions.

  • iamphoenix

    because concussions are only exterior damage. science knows this.

  • G Funk

    KO’s ARE CONCUSSIONS assmuncher! And I’m not justifying chit. I just pointed out your short minded statement that KO’s don’t do much.

    And lol at penix making you sound retarded with his own retardation.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8zVhl1SS60

  • KeyboardWarrior

    And I was pointing out that if I were an mma fighter I’d rather get knocked out than have my opponent fuck my already fucked up shoulder or knee, because I’d wanna keep fighting right? And a KO leaves me more of a chance of fighting again than a fucked up knee yeah? So the other opponent should acknowledge that maybe he should just go for the KO instead of try to retire me TRUE?
    Harsh words G funk… Didn’t expect this from you.

  • G Funk

    Calm down pigeon head, don’t get all personal and hot and gooey and mmmmmmmmmm, yeahhhhh…

  • iamphoenix

    “Didn’t expect this from you.”

    hahahahahahahahahaha wtf!!!!!! stop being a bitch dude. btw, wanna suck my dick?

  • frickshun

    ^^My boss said the same exact thing today. All of it. And I sucked him off like it was a Jell-O Pudding Pop!!

  • G Funk

    Executive flavor.

  • KeyboardWarrior

    Phoenix, I don’t know the guy so clearly joking. No photoshop to make us laugh this time Phoenix? Come on man, photoshop something! I’m a huge fan because you try so hard to make us laugh ya know? I can imagine you rushing the photoshop just to get it on the comments in time before the posts get too old. I giggled once! don’t get me wrong.

  • iamphoenix

    so you know who i am. i don’t know who you are, lololofail haha

  • KeyboardWarrior

    What gives you the idea that I know who you are? Because I called you phoenix (which is in your nickname) or because I mentioned how you always seem to photoshop to get a laugh?

  • iamphoenix

    meh

  • KeyboardWarrior

    ^ that’s a fail…

  • KeyboardWarrior

    This is how I’ve been picturing you this whole time.
    http://tinypic.com/r/m9mxkj/7

  • KeyboardWarrior

  • iamphoenix

  • G Funk

    This turned interestingly gay. Pigeon head, one day you might comprehend and understand the jackal clan or leave mad. In any event, there is now a bulls-eye tag under your avi so loosen up your sandy vag or prepare to undergo the consequences!

     

  • KeyboardWarrior

    The jackal clan? I want in, what must I undergo to do so? And also will I get a star next to my name if I’m a member?

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    No star, yer too much of a faggot.  And I mean that in the you aren’t worth burning at the stake kind of faggot like homosexuals, rapists, and child molesters of yore, not in the you’re a modern homosexual I don’t approve of sense.  I don’t actually think you’re cool enough to be gay, nor do I want to offend men with feces on their mustaches and cacks.

  • KeyboardWarrior

    So I’m a faggot but not homosexual enough to join??

  • frickshun

    Things got so weird in here soooo fast.

    I’m gonna go finish my giant salad now…..

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