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Buy that crappy Cyborg Soldier movie!

If you’re one of those stone age cavemen who doesn’t download everything off the internet via torrents, you probably haven’t seen the Rich Franklin stinker movie Cyborg Soldier yet. But here’s your chance: it just came out on DVD yesterday!

If you wanna know what we thought of it, here’s Jake’s review:

What is surprising in this protracted rectum of a film is the fact that the body count is so fucking low. You would think that a movie with the words “Cyborg” and “Soldier” would signify dozens of scenes involving crazy gun play, intense shootouts, and mountains of dead bodies. Instead, we get the heart-of-gold human wannabe that kills a total of 3 guys. I’m not sure, but I think that’s the body count of the kid from Home Alone.