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Carano Hollywood watch

While Steven Soderbergh was recorded recently saying Haywire did ‘terrible’ at the box office, it still made more over it’s first weekend than projected and another 7 million since then. We haven’t heard anything from Gina now that the release date has passed (I expect another disappearance for at least 6 months), but here’s some more movie rumors:

Carano also added that she is hoping to land a role in the third “Expendables” film, which is a safe bet to say that there will be a threequel. She noted that she was in talks with Stallone to be in the upcoming sequel, but they needed an Asian girl specifically for the female role in this film.

THAT’S RACIST! First they come for our crappy manufacturing jobs and now they’re taking acting jobs away from white women with big boobs? Unacceptable. Someone needs to let Chuck Norris know about this travesty. He’s already fixed the Expendables 2 so it’s Jesus-approved PG-13, so I’m sure keeping roles Amurican is something he’d be down with as well.

  • thingvolds

    still haven’t seen any of the expendable movies. are they any good?

  • noiseless

    they are fucking AWESOME. never saw’em.

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    No, the first one was shit. But it was hilariously ridiculous shit and no one told Stallone that it wasn’t a serious action film. Therefore it’s good for all the wrong reasons.

    However, making “The Expendables 2″ PG-13 is about the dumbest thing a movie studio could allow to happen. People go to see these movies for the over-the-top violence, not for Chuck Norris. What’s the last project that Chuck has starred in other than a seven year old internet joke?

    The only thing dumber than making “The Expendables 2″ as a kid’s film, is to remake “Total Recall” as one. Remaking one of the best Sci-Fi/Action films of all time as a PG-13, 400 million dollar atrocity, directed by Len Weisman and starring Colin Ferrall, where no tits are shown and no one even talks about Mars would be the equivalent of burning money. Bit no one would be that stupid, right?

  • glassjawsh

    stallone had this to say about his movie being classified PG-13…

    “the film is fantastic with Van Damme turning in an inspired performance… Our final battle is one for the ages. The PG13 rumor is true, but before your readers pass judgement, trust me when I say this film is LARGE in every way and delivers on every level. This movie touches on many emotions which we want to share with the broadest audience possible, BUT, fear not, this Barbeque of Grand scale Ass Bashing will not leave anyone hungry”

    hungry for what Sly? Ass?

  • CAP

    That guy needs to get off the juice.

  • Reverend Clint

    i liked the expendables just for being so retardedly action movie

  • frickshun

    Please don’t tell me they’re remaking Totes Recall. I swear I will give up on movies if that’s true….

  • Reverend Clint

    yep and it has nothing to do with the original except the title

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Yeah, that’s gonna suck.

  • iamphoenix

    the original was FUCKING AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME totes recall

  • agentsmith

    “Baby, you make me wish I had three hands!”

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    That’s soooo good coming from Gaddafi.

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