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Charlize Theron is my soul mate

I’m a pretty big Charlize Theron fan. I went and saw Snow White and the Huntsman yesterday, mainly because Charlize looked like she spent a large amount of time naked in milkbaths. Bath content was decent, the rest rather ho-hum. Now I must wait until this weekend for Prometheus, which I am seeing because hey … Charlize Theron’s ass in a skintight space suit. And I bet the accompanying space suit camel toe will look fantastic up there on the IMAX screen.

Long story short: huge wet boner and all that filth for Charlize Theron. So imagine my excitement when I saw that she was at UFC 146! Surely it must just be some lame promotional thing like when all those FX show stars get trotted out on The Ultimate Fighter. But no! Here she is on Conan O’Brien letting the world know what an avid fan of MMA she is. This really is too much. Ever since she played that mentally retarded girl on Arrested Development, I thought we were meant to be together. This may be the clincher. Pretty sure I’ll have to start physically stalking her now.

  • iamphoenix

    This means that your going part time stalking on rousey now?

  • raizor

    Dammit 
    iamphoenix, you beat me :(

  • iamphoenix

    Dammit 
    iamphoenix, you beat me off :)

  • Giallo

    So you like mentally retarded chicks? wtf is wrong with you sir? oh and welcome to the club.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Seeing as we are living in the era of “Nerd Chic” with tons of broads coming out of the woodworks to proclaim how much of a “geek/nerd” they are to appeal to a certain lucrative demographic.

    I will take this with a grain of salt. She didn’t need to say this to convince me to watch her new movie…the one with space ships and aliens, the snow white shit is rental fodder at best.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Prometheus is made from 20th Century Fox…so here attendance at a FX show and loving the UFC.
    But maybe I am being a sour puss, I am pretty sure after she left G4 that Olivia Munn still actively plays video games and is paying attention to E3 this year.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Dammit I wish I could edit again.

    *so HER attendance* at an fx show and loving the UFC could just be her fufilling contractual obligations to promote her film.

  • Reverend Clint

    she is South African and the only other south african actor i can think of is this guy… he’s a bit of a nerd too. It might all be real since she has been in some fight scneces manybe she really is into it.
    Oh yeah Promethius is gonna be sick.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Man, I still remember the first time I saw her in 2 Days in the Valley.  White body suit and a fight scene.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I’m hoping this movie makes up for what she helped do to Aeon Flux.

  • SprechenSieDouche

    Hey Mister, I LIKED Aeon Flux!

  • G Funk

    ^ I read that with a gay accent and it fit perfectly. Everyone, try it.

  • iamphoenix

    G Funk, you’re right! it works real good!!

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I LIKED Aeon Flux too, until they made that terrible live action thing.  What a waste of the series origin story.  They could’ve spent all that money on an animated version and it would’ve been sooooo dope.

    And yeah, Prometheus totally made up for it anyway.

  • G Funk

    ^ I read that with a nasal-y, pre-balldropped accent and it fit perfectly!

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