When Chris Leben showed up for work in England looking all jacked up and red like a reindeer’s dick (yes, we’ve officially kicked off the xmas-flavored penis joke season), many made jokes about the last time Leben fought in the UK. That was against Michael Bisping in 2008 and not only did Leben not put his fist through Bisping’s face … he didn’t pass his drug test either.
Stanozolol was the culprit last time and we can laugh about that one because hey steroids are kinda funny with the bitch tits and shrunken balls and all that. Stanozolol even has the LOL right there in the name! But now Chris Leben has failed yet another drug test in Britain, and this time it’s for oxycodone and oxymorphone. Usually when you’ve got guys failing drug tests for painkillers, that’s a sign of opiate addiction. LOL? Not so much.
So say goodbye to Chris Leben, who is now serving a one year suspension from the UFC. Let’s hope he takes the year to soak up some sun in Hawaii, drink out of a coconut or three, and get that oxy issue taken care of. Painkillers have fucked up the careers of a lot of fighters. Let’s hope they don’t screw Chris’s up any more than they already have.