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A Collection of News Haiku – 10.23.13

A Collection of News Haiku – 10.23.13

So much MMA news gets conveyed in drab, no-frill form nowadays. From cookie-cutter video interviews to articles that could be the exact same piece of prose as the next only with different names, it’s a wonder that anyone pays attention anymore. Thankfully, the Japanese invented a form of poetry called the “haiku” specifically for the concise yet artistic expression of the news. Hooray for the Japanese!

  • glassjawsh

    Jim vagina is a herpes scar

  • jim genia

    Dude, you’re trying too hard. Let the wit flow – don’t fight it.

  • Tuna

    What would you possibly know about wit?

  • CAP

    I’m just not into it and I love vaginas. Sorry Jim.

  • Letibleu

    So long fightlinker, twas fun while it lasted.

  • jim genia

    Oh my god, Letibleu, how many times are you going to say goodbye? This is like your eighth post in a row saying you were leaving. If your suicide attempts are like this, you’re going to live forever.

  • CAP

    He’s still here. Fighlinker is gone. Jim Vagina killed it.

  • frickshun

    There was a great site
    No, it was the fucking best
    It got AIDS and died.

  • jim genia

    Now that ^^^ made me laugh.

  • drunkenjunk

    Wtf Ryan? Please get someone else instead of vagina. Let one of the jackals sub in for a while until you wanna come back.