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A Collection of News Haiku – 11.14.13

A Collection of News Haiku – 11.14.13

So much news, so much terse Japanese poetry.

  • Bellator releases/ champ Ben Askren. I guess Bjorn/ ain’t into “boring”.
  • Oh noes! Where will Ben/ go? “Not here!” said Dana White. / Also, foul language.
  • Meekly, Ray Sefo/ said the WSOF will/ take him. Ben is sad.

  • “Dominic Cruz could/ have fought sooner,” said Dr./ Dana White, M.D.
  • Jon Jones and Glover/ Teixeira are fighting soon. /No, wait, I’m confused.
  • GSP may or/ may not retire this weekend./ Does anyone care?
  • And on this week’s TUF/ episode, someone cried and/ blah, blah, freakin’ blah.
  • Mikeeeeeee

    Genia’s schtick wears thin/at least he’s not posting eight million pics of underground New York fights/no I don’t care if this is actually haiku