So much news, so much terse Japanese poetry.
- Bellator releases/ champ Ben Askren. I guess Bjorn/ ain’t into “boring”.
- Oh noes! Where will Ben/ go? “Not here!” said Dana White. / Also, foul language.
- Meekly, Ray Sefo/ said the WSOF will/ take him. Ben is sad.
- “Dominic Cruz could/ have fought sooner,” said Dr./ Dana White, M.D.
- Jon Jones and Glover/ Teixeira are fighting soon. /No, wait, I’m confused.
- GSP may or/ may not retire this weekend./ Does anyone care?
- And on this week’s TUF/ episode, someone cried and/ blah, blah, freakin’ blah.
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