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Conflicting Fitch Feelings

I think I have a Jon Fitch hate problem. After going gaga over some of the other fine mustaches that have recently popped up in the UFC, I don’t know how to react to these pictures of Jon Fitch having perhaps the most magnificent facial hair I’ve ever seen. Part of me wants to scream “f*ck this guy for jumping on the stachewagon!” The other half just wants to kiss his whiskery mouth region. No, shut up! I’m not like that no more! DAMN YOU FITCH! I HATE YOU TO HELL.

  • iamphoenix

    he looks like a tool. hipster douche tool.

  • Giallo

    He looks gay in all 3. Good on ya Fitchy, now your matches make sense.

  • Reverend Clint

    the only people with a stache like that are:

    A) From 1865

    B) Gay

    or C) a hipster

  • glassjawsh

    it’s an eternal black eye that THIS and jake “fat shit fuck” o Brian are purdues mma representation

  • Grappo

     

    woodard rocks it better

  • nem0

    Lloyd has the cred for that stache. Montana 4 Lyfe.

     

    Fitch looks like he’s spent too much time listening to Motörhead. (Fun fact, Wikipedia describes Lemmy Kilmister’s facial hair as “FRIENDLY MUTTON CHOPS.” I want to know how one determines the overall friendliness of facial hair. Is there a chart? A board of judges? Is it part of the scoring criteria at the Beard and Moustache Championships?)

  • Reverend Clint

    my beard is child friendly

  • frickshun

    I dig it.

  • Giallo

    lolol wow clint fucking wow

  • Letibleu

  • CAP

    Bad Mother Trucker!

  • SHORT_BUS

    YMCA…….

  • Letibleu

    i think he is hoping dana wont recognize him and he might get a title shot more easily

    “i changed”

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