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Contest! Win Urijah Faber’s new book!

Urijah Faber’s new book ‘The Laws of the Ring’ just came out on Monday and to celebrate we’re holding a contest where the lucky winners will receive a shiny new copy! Here’s how it works: write a short (1-3 paragraph) love letter / story to or about Urijah Faber. To make it a little tougher for you jackals, no Tourettes and no penetration. Stories will be judged by a HIGHLY QUALIFIED PANEL OF EXPERTS with the following specifications in mind: romancingness, Faberliciousness, and SoCalitude.

Winners will be selected on Monday, so get those creative juices flowing. Finally a chance to express your adoration of Urijah Faber in a manner that won’t result in a restraining order!

You can submit your entries in the comments section of this post (you don’t need to register to participate any more!) or via email to news@fightlinker.com. Sorry to all our fans in Botswana, the prize is only available to continental US peeps.

  • Ron Jeremy

    i suspect there will be backlash from the other contest “winners”.

    Continental US? so its a 6 person contest then :p

  • iamphoenix

    The last 10 contest winners haven’t recieved their prizes. BOYCOTT FIGHTLINKER CONTEST!!

  • Fightlinker

    wtf are you talking about.

  • Giallo

    ^ wtf indeed sir, no fucking tourettes? rigged against me from the god damned fucking beginning. I call fucking shenanigans

  • imam

    Michaella Tastad awoke and looked around the hospital room. She saw flowers, balloons and wigs. They were addressed to “Urijah’s sister”.

    Her head pounded. She wondered how long she had been asleep. She touched her head and realized she had no hair. She did not remember she had been in a violent car accident.

    Faber shaved his head for her. It did not heal her faster. It was to make her laugh. His chin sticks out even more when he is bald.

    http://www.sacbee.com/2012/03/26/4367972/surviving-brain-trauma.html

  • glassjawsh

    never ever ever…no…

  • MadMan

    I supposedly won something. I think the contest had something to do with Matt Hamil. It was like a year ago…can’t remember.  Didn’t get the “prize”….not mad about it .

  • frickshun

    You guys all won the grand prize: the privilege of reading Ryan’s stuff!! CONGRATS.

  • Fightlinker

    yeah we had some problems with the Tapout peeps after the Hamill contest and I personally bitched out on the Marcus Davis gay contest but other than that if you missed out on a prize then i was not aware

  • Shlackers

    Urijah, I just wanted to let you know that every time I watch you fight I am transported into an alternate dimension of sweaty chin ecstasy. Nothing exists other than your smooth socal skin and doe brown eyes tunneling into my soul. Whenever you take your shirt off I am reduced to tears, thinking this is what the Greek sculptors of ages lost where attempting to convey. You are my Fabe-Fabes, now and forever.

    Love,
    Schlackers

  • greenseed

    penix: The last 10 contest winners haven’t recieved their prizes. BOYCOTT FIGHTLINKER CONTEST!!

    fl: wtf are u talkin aboot?

    people: what aboot my book? and my hatt mamill?

    fl: oh ya i smell like dookie

  • Fightlinker

    Penix got a package stuffed with shirts. Yes I admit we’ve had problems with contests in the past (what i mentioned above) but I’ve always reached out and taken care of them afterwards. Do I smell a bit like dookie? yeah a little. But not a lot

  • greenseed

    but have you reached around? im just messingg with  you.  i just found that exchange amusing. youll smell of dookie until  the low blow returns!

  • Night Rider

    I remember hearing something about doing something for all the star members, tshirts or something of the sort. Fuck that and give us a podcast, i don’t care if it’s you talking about fruit cocktail and dogshit for fucks sakes. 

    Make a podcast and fuck off you filthy piece of shit!

  • iamphoenix

    Hyan., I was joking. I do appreciate the shirts though and already made love wearing it shouting your name. Although Urijah was confused, deep down inside his anal cavities he knew what I was talking about.

    Polly’s book is like 2 dollars on amazon, so just get it like I did. Support his leather jacket wearing ways. Every dollar counts for his facial reconstruction. Polly’s face is almost complete!    

  • mobius

    mmadam won the romance + faber competition a long time ago!

  • Fightlinker

    lol my god these jackals

  • frickshun

    Dear Urijah,

    I remember you waaaaaay back when you had corn rows.

    Love,

    frick

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I won the Idea to Save Strikeforce contest and was supposed to get a shirt or something.

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