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Crazy Armenian UFC party!

Now that my home is my home and not inhabited by anyone who likes to scream and throw things at me, there aren’t many other places I’d rather be right now. In fact, at this moment I can only think of three places:

  • Colorado to watch the UFC Fight Night live
  • Los Angeles to see Roxy Modafferi fight tomorrow night
  • The Armenian UFC Fight Night party in Glendale

What the hell is that third one? Check this out:

On top of the Ultimate Fighting Championship card that’s sold out for Wednesday night’s “Fight Night” event in Broomfield, Colo., another capacity crowd is expected when a $20 all-you-can-eat, all-you-can-drink Armenian party is scheduled at Anush Banquet Hall in Glendale.

The food and drink are only a bonus.

The main draw is the action that will be shown on a 72-inch television screen airing the Spike TV broadcast of bouts including three Armenian fighters from Southern California: Karo Parisyan, his cousin Manny Gamburyan and longtime friend Roman Mitichyan. The telecast is from 7 to 10 p.m. PDT.

Karo Parisyan is a crazy mother fucker, and he’s a rich, successful, and sober Armenian (or at least he’s sober when we see him on TV). I just can’t imagine what watching a UFC event in a room full of Armenians full of beer, sausage, and testosterone would be like.

  • Omomatta

    Road House minus Swayze.

  • Captain

    Man it would make my fuckin night if Karo get his ass kicked.

  • Accomando

    “…I just can’t imagine what watching a UFC event in a room full of Armenians full of beer, sausage, and testosterone would be like…”

    Like a Quinceañera; minus the dresses, mariachi band, and cowboy hats.

  • kentyman

    Like a strip club, minus the strippers; just a bunch of fat, drunk, horny, hairy men.

  • fightfan

    Those crazy Armenians…..Yeah i would like to see Karo get his ass handed to him, also. You think he was whining up to now, I cant wait to hear him if he loses to Thialgo.

    GO ALVES!!!! I put money on Alves. I am thinking he is gonna KTFO of Karo. You can only hope

  • Mobb Deep

    Fuck all you assholes, I hope Karo judo throws that fucker through the fence and into a pit of angry Armenians.

    Heres my UFN prediction: Armenia goes 3-0.

  • Xavier

    Go Armenian Army!

    That said, I wouldn’t attend that party with anything less than full-scale riot gear and two semi-automatic shotguns. True story, the shitty eighties song “I went into the danger zone” was written about Armenian parties.

  • x5BoltMainx

    Oooo…sausage party. You & jake should feel right at home. Don’t forget to use protection.

  • Allah Ackbar

    You think a bunch of angry drunk Armenians are rampaging through town as we speak? Hell, the TV definitely didn’t survive.

  • airipsus

    That’s the same face Ryan makes every time Jacob inserts.

  • satchfuji

    I live down the road from the place; it is ALWAYS that busy! I just assumed it was a wedding banquet tonight. And knowing now what happened to Karo, I ain’t walking the dog tonight.