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Crazy PRIDE Lady will do you(r name) for $50


If you’ve ever wanted to get Crazy PRIDE Lady to scream your name, but were too lazy to a) become an MMA superstar in Japan b) wine, dine, and sex her up, do we have a deal for you! For only $50, Lenne Hardt herself will record herself saying whatever you want!

Possible uses for this according to include ‘ringtone’, ‘answering machine message’, and ‘wedding call.’ If by wedding call they mean an introduction during the actual nuptials, congrats! Any bride that would allow this is probably the coolest girl ever. She really should have put her foot down when you demanded Sandstorm be played as you walk down the aisle, but she didn’t. And that, my friend, is true love.

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    Although I can’t afford this right now, I’m sure the next time I have a few drinks I’ll be ordering me a ringtone or two.

  • Carcass

    Or you could buy the EA MMA game and input your name in a CAF then crazy PRIDE lady will scream it for free…

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    ^^But then you need to export the audio via RCA or HDMI cables to an external recorder from your system, somehow mix out the background music playing over your name, and then convert it into a ringtone format. Plus, if you have an usual name or spelling then it won’t work even after setting up a small mixing studio and attaching it to your gaming system. 

    It’s almost too easy.

  • Reverend Clint

    can i get her to call during sex and leave a message?

  • agentsmith

    The ringtone idea is perfect.  That way everyone will know exactly who the asshole with the loud obnoxious ringtone is.

  • repenttokyo

    i think the bridal intro would be awesome, especially if it was accompanied by two 20-foot pillars of flame that framed the front of the chapel and then Slash did a guitar solo on the train tracks beside the chapel in front of a speeding locomotive.

  • Omomatta

    Reminds me of Michael Buffer saying “Let’s get ready to pop boners!” on Stern.

  • Reverend Clint

    dont forget the fat japanese guy in a diaper

  • glassjawsh

    ^ how much for that guy?

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  • allelbows

    I actually know someone whose wedding Lenne Hardt is “announcing”