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Cris Cyborg is single

2011 was not a good year for Cris Cyborg. Her only fight was ruled a no contest after she tested positive for steroids, and everyone decided she is and always has been a cheater. Now we’re learning that her marriage to fellow grizzled Chute Boxe warrior Evangelista Cyborg Santos also ended in 2011. From a post Cris made on Brazilian sports forum UOL:

“After six years of dedication to love and to happiness of marriage, I would like to inform [everyone] that since December of 2011, Evangelista Cyborg and I are living our lives separately,” she wrote.

“I’d like to thank all friends for words of support during this period. No matter how hard it feels never give up on your dreams and never give up in love!“

Well that’s a positive way to phrase your divorce announcement. That’s what Hendo should have said when they caught him taking home that bar-bait. “I’ll never give up on love, dammit! Never!”

I hope this puts some things in perspective for you too, dear reader. Cris Cyborg was able to find true love even after her pectorals ate her breasts and her vagina turned into another set of abs. If you haven’t been able to, what the hell is wrong with you??? Something I’d like you to think about while you spend this upcoming Valentine’s day sad and alone.

  • Jarman
    This’ll be on repeat all that sad day.

  • agentsmith

    ^ I’m thinking more like “The Crying Game”.

  • iamphoenix

    this is how i feel when i’m on fightlinker on the weekend…

  • greenseed

    vagina abs, awesome

  • Grappo


  • noiseless

    who broke up, she finally found out he’s a vato homo for hitting that strongcunt?

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    So we’re all thinking he was supplying her and she’s devastated he turned her into a cheater, right?  Right.

  • Symbul

    Who gets custody of the nickname?

  • CAP

    Love has no hope, those freaks seemed perfect for each other.

  • Blackula Jonez

    The vagdominals bit was pure gold.

    Where does the line start to take a crack at ol’ exborg?

    I too am concerned about nickname custody also?

  • frickshun

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  • Reverend Clint

    frck spanks it to master chief

  • iamphoenix

    also, who is going to step up and be the next openly gay couple in MMA?

  • CAP

    ^Doucheway/Bader gots it.

  • G Funk

    I’d suck her dick while tossing his ensalada.