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Cris Cyborg. Nude. With her ugly husband.

You know how I know it’s been a year since Gina Carano ditched us like an adopted Russian kid with behavioral problems? Because it’s time again for another ESPN Body Issue, which was the last bit of MMA related awesomeness Carano perpetrated before being whisked away by Steven Soderbergh to Hollywood. But don’t worry too much: this year’s issue still features MMA in the form of … Herschel Walker and the Cyborgs? You gotta be kidding me.

That’s right, all the sexy has been hogged up by pool players, WNBA players (women play basketball professionally? Preposterous!), and those hussies on the US water polo team. We get an old football player and the scariest power couple since Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein.

Another shot of the Cyborgs after the jump if you’re a glutton for punishment

  • Tanhauser

    I think she’s hot.

  • Jim

    She looks like a dude with a whig & make-up.

  • glassjawsh

    check out the diana tourasi pick….HOLY SHIT!

  • UberShmact

    Oh god.

  • fightlinker

    my favorite was the asian pool player. Bam.

  • P W

    “my favorite was the asian pool player. Bam.”

    Hot – until you read the little box of text at the bottom expecting to find something along the lines of “what turns me on”, but instead get a vivid description of the amount of scar-tissue in her spine and getting poked with a needle 100 times. Yikes!

  • Garp2

    First person able to jerk off to completion while looking at the photo of Phillipa Raschker gets the 2010 Perv of the Year award.
    What the hell is that thing? Shoot it. Shoot it before it gets into your yard and spoils your crops.
    The photo looks like the final moments of the Salem Witch Trials, if they were held on laundry day.

  • repenttokyo

    the 39-year old asian pool player, too. i liked her extensive scarring.