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Daily Rubout Feb 24th

While you might think ‘Isn’t that car kinda dirty to be naked in?’, I’d like to point out it’s still less nasty than having Diego Sanchez inside of you. Today’s daily rubout picture was emailed to me by jackal Zane. Getting pics in my email certainly beats digging them up myself so if you have mildly provocative MMA pictures on your hard drive (of the female variety), send em over!

Tickets for UFC84 on sale this week
That event’s
got Pineapple Penn vs Steroid Sherk and Tits Ortiz vs Lame-oto Machida. Hoho, puns! Terrible puns!

Keith Jardine cruisin’ for a bruisin’
I think this is the sixth time we’ve ‘pre-confirmed’ Keith Jardine vs Wanderlei Silva. I’m sure this whole thing is an elaborate setup by Dana White to ‘reward’ Keith for beating Chuck Liddell back at UFC76.

The Klitschkos are the bane of the HW division
If you thought the UFC heavyweight division was kinda fucked, you should check out what’s happening over in boxing. The new two-title champion is a boring piece of shit and his brother is apparently coming back to cause havoc regarding the other HW titles. And not the good kind of ‘havoc’ … the boring shitty kind.

Brandon Vera vs Fabricio Werdum at UFC85
Looks like all that talk about Werdum being next in line for a HW shot was premature. With this fight booked, I have no idea who they have in the wings to challenge Big Nog any time soon.

Kurt Angle is lying again
How many times does Kurt Angle have to say he’s going to fight MMA before people stop believing him? News flash: Pro wrestlers are lying sacks of shit.

WEC show does good ratings?
The WEC show last week did a .5 rating, which is apparently high. The only other time I’ve heard a number so low be considered ‘high’ was when I blew it on a police breathalyser.

  • godzillad

    Why do you guys lambaste Iole’s MMA coverage so much but give a shit about his boxing column? The way you guys feel about his MMA coverage is the way us boxing fans feel about his boxing coverage.

    Vitali Klitschko was quality, can’t land anything significant on Lennox Lewis past the third round to save his life though.

  • Lifer

    wow! suck in that gut, sonoma!

  • Lifer

    wait, i’ve got a better one : is ali sonoma sucking in her gut or is that a hole where her dignity used to be?


  • Xavier

    What the hell is with Angle? While pro wrestlers are usually lying carnies, they don’t typically go on and on about things to this extent.

    Angle has blown his last brain fuse.

  • Atom

    “The only other time I’ve heard a number so low be considered ‘high’ was when I blew it on a police breathalyser.”

    FL at its finest.

    I think Sonoma is sucking in (which she’s probably used to) Sitting in that position would normally cause your stomach to look larger, not smaller.

  • dulljake

    Forget about all that sucking in the stomach shit. That’s not the part i’m worried about her sucking anyways. It’s a fine pic. Spank-tank worthy.

  • dignan

    She’s going to leave a Dirty Sanchez trail on that seat.

  • W. Correira

    godzillad: You’re not actually trying to imply that heavyweight title fight was good, are you?

  • Zane

    Vitali Klitscho is amazingly boring, bring back TYSON!!!