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Daily Rubout Feb 26th 2008


(aah, the good old days when Arianny was known as ‘the one with the big boobs’)
What the fuck is going on lately? Where’s all the fucking news? I’m going through like 300 articles a day and I just realized there’s really nothing happening that I didn’t already talk about or that I don’t plan on talking about tomorrow.

I’m getting a bit nervous. It seems like the UFC is trying to lock up all their lineups for the next three months, and then there’ll be nothing for us to talk about other than Fighter X saying “I totally think I can beat Fighter Y.” Kill me now.

Anyways, here’s your girl.

  • Fightlinker is Wrong

    You could always… poison yourself… for excitement.

  • Xavier

    “I’m getting a bit nervous. It seems like the UFC is trying to lock up all their lineups for the next three months, and then there’ll be nothing for us to talk about other than Fighter X saying “I totally think I can beat Fighter Y.”

    Good.

  • Thomas aka Hattori Hanzo

    It must be difficult being the red headed stepchild of the mma interwebs blogging journalists

  • http://www.lukecummo.com Lifer

    arianny > *

  • Dangerfield

    This is why Bloody Elbow does those history of MMA articles.

  • NickRE

    You wanted some news today, here it is. MMA is coming to CBS.

  • http://www.lukecummo.com Lifer

    lets take a poll!

    ryan isn’t posting because he’s –

    a) dead
    b) cock in one hand, mouse in the other, revelling in his own sloth
    c) nursing anal fissures
    d) arrested by getting busted in a sting operation after taking jake’s advice that he needs vageen and attempted to get laid with a prostitute

  • http://kentyman.com/ kentyman

    e) Too busy writing up a post about how “this is the last time” he’ll go so long without a post.

    Then again, it’s only been half a day. :)

  • http://www.lukecummo.com Lifer

    it’s a rough life when your favorite mma bloggist has a weeping anus. being privy to, and at the mercy, of a man’s bowels has been a rollercoaster so far and i think it’s only going to get more perverse and/or jocular.

    next up for ryan… im thinking goiter or amputation of some kind.

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    sorry, was back to the hospital, doped up. Won’t stop me though. You jackals shall still get your 7 posts today! BY ODIN’S BEARD I SWEAR IT

  • http://kentyman.com/ kentyman

    So that’s Techno Viking’s first name.

  • Fightlinker is Wrong

    I can’t believe you took my poisoning advice to heart. I feel honored.

    …fag.

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