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Dan Hardy still hasn’t learned his lesson

Dan Hardy doesn’t seem to have much on the ground other than tenacity and a futile faith in the power of kimuras. You’d think after the latest smothering due to these tactics, he’d be talking about slipping into a singlet and training out in Ohio or something. Instead, he’s hoping some twitter heat will allow him to take on someone less likely to rape him in one of his giant holes:

Feeling very frustrated today. No excuses, sometimes you just dont win. I hate having boring fights though.

I want to fight again. I feel like Ive been robbed of the reward at the end of training camp.

An oldschool shootout with a guy that wants to throw down. Screw the rankings, records are for DJs.

Win in a blaze of glory or go out on my shield. Someone like Mr Lytle…

A 36 year old who likes firefights and has a habit of winning FOTN isn’t too shabby of a target. Chris Lytle was complaining about falling apart due to injuries after the Brian Pube-Chest Ebersole loss, but was still saying he might be back this summer. Sounds like two guys who’d rather not deal with their problems. If I didn’t want to see Hardy get crushed by wrestlers over and over till he smartens up and does something about it, I’d say it’s almost a perfect fit.

  • Reverend Clint

    id watch this especially after the wrestle fucking of the last card. Perfect fight for a card with some questionablely exciting fighters.

  • agentsmith

    Yeah, the repeated kimura attempts got simultaneously amusing and tiresome after awhile.  I don’t approve of lay n’ pray, but on the other hand, if that’s all you got from your back, that’s on you.

  • Symbul

    I think Hardy’ll get a bounceback fight but he seriously needs to learn to wrestle or at least how to get up effectively. A Lytle fight is maybe a little too high on the cotton candy content.

    Kimuras from bottom? Come on man. His opponent can just grab his own scrotum and be perfectly safe. It’s almost counter-productive because most refs won’t stand you up from that position either.

  • scissors61

    Yeah, the kimura from guard is only effective against the most noobish of grapplers (I’m looking at you, Mark Hunt). Why Hardy isn’t at least drilling scrambles and sweeps every single day is fucking beyond me. 


  • Reverend Clint

    he should learn how to get off his back, sprawl might not help with the amount of wrestle fuckers in that division

  • frickshun

    Lytle isn’t that dumb. He’s not gonna just stand w/the guy b/c it will be exciting for the fans. Lytle would probably sub the shit outta him. And his iron chin + superior boxing isn’t exactly a winning combo for Hardy.

    Dumb fucking Brits (sorry ’bout that all you dumb brits).