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Dana White dooms the UFC on FOX 4 to mediocrity

Dana White has become known as much for his entertaining video-blogs as he has for running the world’s premiere MMA organization and reaming out reporters who have the sass to question his totalitarian rule.

In his latest, White stands around on his birthday and watches guys skate, shows us some backstage footage from UFC 149, and commits a blasphemous act by declaring whichever light-heavyweight wins most impressively at the UFC on FOX 4 event will get the next shot at Jon Jones.

It’s never wise to smite the gods, and White not only smites, he hocks up a nasty-ass loogy and spits it right in their omnipotent faces. This event is doomed.

  • Letibleu

    didnt you cover this 2 articles or so ago?

    It kinda felt awkward watching him make that announcement on his video blog. It kinda sounded desperatish to me.

  • ButtsexSocialism

    What kind of MMA fan doesn’t want to watch Shogun trounce Brandon Vera?

    It takes all kinds I guess.

  • ButtsexSocialism

    “Rua vs Vera
    Machida vs Bader
    Lauzon vs Varner
    Swick vs Johnson”

    A Shogun fight,
    the return of the Swicketine…

    I’m gonna have to beg to differ with you bud.

  • kvelertak

    I think the MMA gods were so bored at 149 they aren’t even looking anymore.

  • ButtsexSocialism

    Well its no anderson silva vs Yushin Okami,
    but then how many things are.

  • Tony

    Buttsex, dude, you read this site but you don’t speak sarcasm? Should be second language.

  • ButtsexSocialism

    I barely speak a first language.

  • Reverend Clint

    Rua vs Vera- boring UD
    Machida vs Bader- mass booing as bader attempts record number of take downs
    Lauzon vs Varner- best fight on card
    Swick vs Johnson- finally had to ditch my 6 yr old swick fu shirt

  • frickshun

    Tony–>I think everyone missed your point.

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    Lauzon always brings it

  • iamphoenix

    i didn’t get it either. where was the sarcasm again?

    there has to be a giant ass/cat/old black lady in space right here but NOOOOOO I can’t post pics anymores.

    Fuck this