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Dana White likes human cockfighting

We like to pretend that we’re all “Whatever” about everything, but truth be told we squeal like little girls every time we meet a fighter or get an email from some lofty MMA persona who really should hate us (but for some reason doesn’t). So when we got this picture of Fighting Spirit magazine’s James Denton repping a Human Cockfighting shirt with Dana White, we knew we had to share it.

I know some of you might be asking “Hey, what’s with James’ hair?” Well, wearing a Human Cockfighting shirt makes your scalp burst forth with glorious Sampson-like locks. It also makes your penis 4 inches longer and 30% thicker. Because of this, we do not recommend that women buy this shirt (unless they want cocks – and not in the way most of them ‘want’ cocks). So if you want a gigantic penis, then perhaps you should buy a Human Cockfighting shirt of your own. And if you already have a gigantic penis, then imagine how cool it would be to have a SUPER GARGANTUAN COCK!

  • pauli

    i like how this piece begins with “dana white” and ends with “SUPER GARGANTUAN COCK!”

  • garth

    that’s why i ordered the techno viking shirt. my cock is far too large already. it would just be irresponsible of me to make it any bigger.

  • Hattori Hanzo Gracie

    Dana looks like he had some Johnnie Walker

  • garth

    also, i have to say, denton looks like possibly the ugliest woman ever.

  • Hattori Hanzo Gracie

    gonna get a techno viking shirt eventually

  • Hattori Hanzo Gracie

    “also, i have to say, denton looks like possibly the ugliest woman ever”
    And Dana is holding him oh so gently

  • Omomatta

    But it’s already as the circumference of a can of asparagus.

  • Omomatta


  • garth

    be honest omo…it’s more like a can of solid white albacore.

  • Popetastic


  • Lifer

    i keep trying to focus on the shirt but all my attention goes directly to that lustrous mane.

  • garth

    you insult that glorious coif by calling it lustrous. Heavenly.

  • Ryder

    Does anyone know if Strikeforce is on The Fight Network tonight?

  • koolpaw

    WTF fightlinker got pissed to see the shipping/handling fee $15 for a DVD on sherdog and charges

    14.99 + 13.99 Shipping

    for that T-shirt !!!

  • kentyman

    Sherdog DVDs don’t come with free cock enlargements.

  • Hattori Hanzo Gracie
  • koolpaw

    What? so that 13.99 includes free cock enlargements? Thats not a bad deal at allm especally for us orientals…
    hmmmm worth to think…

    OH WAIT! fightlinker has sent T-shirt to Roxy ! so she got recieved free cock enlargements ???

  • garth

    depends on how she wore it. if you tie it up in the front like a duke girl, it doesn’t work. i should know.

  • dignan

    It looks like Dana loves the shirt.

    At least we can now verify he doesnt know what the fuck is. Otherwise he would’ve banned the guy.


  • Hattori Hanzo Gracie

    Dana would’ve got a Zuffa lawyer to cavity search him.

  • x_x

    hey roxy got a new pair of glasses

  • Swedish guy

    Big ups to Denton!!! Awesome.

  • Hywel Teague [FO Mag]

    dude, James has a tshirt and I haven’t? wtf is up with that?

  • dulljake

    Dude, he actually bought his.

  • Reverend Clint

    I got my shirt in the mail yesterday but have yet to see any change! Is this cock growth guaranteed or what?

  • fightlinker

    Wear it for 5 days straight and then it’ll grow.