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Dana White pre-bald

Tito Ortiz isn’t the only one in MMA with a freakish cranium that won’t stop growing. Check out Dana White from 2001, before the stress of losing 40+ million dollars caused him to lose all his hair. Now he resembles Mr Clean’s evil twin … the price of surviving the crucible of the MMA business world, I suppose. But what the fuck is up with his head getting bigger? Looking at pictures of myself from several years ago, I think my head is getting fatter too. Women can complain about sandbag titties and droop-ass, but at least they don’t end up looking like freakin’ bobble heads after 35.