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Dana White’s mother compares him to Satan’s spawn

A while back we compiled a collection of childhood pictures of Dana White that came from Dana’s ‘estranged’ mother June White. How estranged could she be if she’s sharing pictures of her son as a child and teen? Well, it turns out those pictures were just teasers for a book she’s written about her son called ‘Dana White: King of MMA.’ If you think that sounds positive, well wait until you read what she has to say in the book:

Rosemary’s Baby came out in 1968. The movie starred Mia Farrow as a young woman who, by the end of the movie, has Satan’s child. Dana was born in 1969, shortly after this movie came out. One afternoon, when the nurses brought Dana to me for his feeding, thoughts of this movie came back me. I remembered how Mia Farrow was so sick through her pregnancy in the movie, just like I was. This was the first time Dana had opened his eyes while he was with me. When I looked into his eyes, I was taken aback by how black his eyes were. I had never seen anyone with eyes so black, especially a baby. That realization is etched in my mind as if I had stared into those eyes for the first time only yesterday. My family ancestry is Irish, and so we all have blue or green eyes. I could not tell where Dana’s pupils ended and where the color of the iris should have started. The effect was chilling, and I had the feeling of looking into soulless eyes. The experience was truly upsetting and worried me as to who, or what, he would grow up to be.

She also calls Dana ‘egotistical, self-centered, arrogant, and cruel’, compares him to Gollum from Lord of the Rings, and recounts the time he sent her a nasty email that almost gave her a stroke. That’s just the stuff you can read in the sample chapter of the book. I’ve bought the whole thing and will be updating you all with the other fucked up stuff in the book, but perhaps without the standard glee we usually have sharing this kind of poop slinging. It’s his freaking mom writing this shit, man. How messed up is that?

  • G Funk

    Marshall White? Dana Mathers?

  • CAP

    I guess it’s true. That is kinda creepy. Maybe it’s Hellboy.

  • kvelertak

    I love it.

    I like aspects of Dana White. He’s a great business man, and he’s good at moving the sport forward.. whatever that means.

    But you’d have to be an idiot not to recognize he’s a selfish, controlling prick with serious issues.

    Who knows.

    Fucked up shit right there.

  • Monstrosity

    idk man…

    what kind of a sick bitch of a mother. looks in her kids eyes no matter what color they are. and think they just had rosemary’s baby…

    im not trying to defend Dana here as a good person. but man that bitch is fucking crazy.

  • Grappo

    Jesus that’s some fucked up shit to write about your son.  For the first time, I actually feel bad for Dana.   I can’t imagine what it’d be like being raised by a woman that thought you were evil from birth.  You know her quirks didn’t end there.

  • kvelertak

    I’m sure it meets somewhere in the middle. The mom is trying to cash in an dana is a bitch.

  • frickshun

    You guys have no idea. When my mom was strung out, she threatened to kill me (I was 18) b/c I refused to let her in my grandmother’s house. She’s probably fucked up & destitute. Moms rewrite history to suit their own needs.

  • scissors61

    But you’d have to be an idiot not to recognize he’s a selfish, controlling prick with serious issues.

    He was’t born that way. I’d say there’s a good chance Mommy Dearest had a lot to do with that. “NO NON-VINTAGE T-SHIRTS EVER!!@!@!!!!” 

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Is his mom the broad from True Blood?

  • bosswell

    Man, all this shit makes me appreciate my mom.

  • scissors61

    Man, all this shit makes me appreciate my mom.

    Word 

  • frickshun

    True. Bosswell’s mom has always been good to me. MA….THE MEATLOAF!!

  • Komodo

    Dana White, June White…… Carrie White?

    …maybe his mom’s real name is Margaret.

     

     

     

  • Márcio

    crazy jesus lady

  • scissors61
  • iamphoenix

    yeah. there’s no other point in this book than to get money off dana white’s name. what does it matter that his mom hates him. this is complete bullshit. and maybe this is why dana hates women’s mma.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I watched the first minute of that thing’s tantrum a couple weeks back and it still gives me the shivers.

  • Reverend Clint

    bitch is probably just trying to make a buck since her son probably ditched her skank ass

  • bosswell

    I love you Frikshun. Clint, I liked the Pirate better

  • Redping

    Yeah Dana must truly have never given his mom a cent, if she has to do this to make money. Not that she deserves it – if my mom wrote a book calling me the son of satan (what does that make her?), i’d punch her right in the chops. swearing in emails is nothing if your mum literally sells you out. julie white is right up their with akiyama in the ‘shitting in your own bed’ list

  • scissors61

    I watched the first minute of that thing’s tantrum a couple weeks back and it still gives me the shivers.

    dark SIIIDEEEEEEEEEEED! she’s not a CHRISTIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN

  • Blackula Jonez

    Hell hath no wrath…

     

    Look what happened to Sugar Shane in his divorce. His ex took his championship belts, I wonder if Bill Burr will talk about both of these things next week.


    http://www.tmz.com/2011/07/14/sugar-shane-mosley-divorce-jin-settlement-manny-pacquiao-judgment-championship-belts-ex-wife-lawsuit-split/

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    she’s not a CHRISTIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN

    Damn Skizz, her kids were just so … trapped.  Her man – whatever, he married that – but those kids. 

  • subo

    Unreal.

  • matthewpolly

    There are a lot of men who are successful, egotistical, and short-tempered. Very few have had a mother who writes a book trashing them. Even fewer who claim they looked like Damien when they were born. It’s pretty sad.

  • thingvolds

    well well well.

  • CAP

    well well well well.

  • Vegeta_DTX

    EHEM! let me express my honest opinion on Dana White based on all the interviews and videos of him that I’ve ever seen so far and I’ve seen TONS of them:

    Dana White is the most disgusting, rude, arrogant, self-centered, disrespectful, insulting, full-of-complexes, frustrated, biased and most of all – TWO-FACED, SELF-CONTRADICTING, HYPOCRITICAL and ABSURD LIAR that I’ve ever seen in any form of media, not just related to MMA or sports, but in general!
    A true example of what I think when I say “a rotten human soul” or “a human scum”.

    That being said, not only that I’m not surprised at what his mother said about him, I’m even shocked that nobody did this before! Because its unbelievable that he’s such a super obviously horrible person, yet nobody does/says anything about it!!! it drives me insane!!!…That’s just plain WRONG.

    I will do my best to buy that book just to support the poor Mrs.June White, and to protest that horrible rotten human soul called Dana White. And I’m also boycotting UFC, I’m sorry, I have nothing against UFC itself, but I don’t want any part of my money to go to that filthy soul of his.

    And one more thing, MARK MY WORDS, Dana White will get what he deserves for all his evil deeds, because sooner or later, one way or another JUSTICE ALWAYS WINS! ;)

  • iamphoenix

    ^troll fail.

  • frickshun

    Vegeta will die penniless, surrounded by her cats.

  • CAP

    That just happened.

  • Vegeta_DTX

    @iamphoenix, Good thing I failed, because I never wanted to be a troll in the first place ;)

    I am just someone who expresses his HONEST PERSONAL OPINION and am sick of all these “picked opinions” today, and all this “Emperor’s New Clothes”-style of manipulation by Dana White. I really think you have to be blind to take a single word from Dana’s mouth seriously
    Here are some ARGUMENTED facts that Dana White is the most two-faced and self-contradicting person you’ll ever see:

    “I never insulted Strikeforce ever! you never saw me say anything bad about them”
    < << rewinding couple months in past <<< "StrikefArce is a pathetic local San Jose show, they are funny, silly, ridiculous, they make me sick, who are they!? I don't even want to talk about them, they're pathetic and irrelevant!" "You'll NEVER see a woman in the UFC I'll never support something like that" >>> Strikeforce collaboration!

    “I’m NEVER going to do any kind of reality show with MMA I dispise them and you’ll NEVER see it!” >>> TUF :D

    “Wanderlei plain sucks” >>> Wanderlei joins UFC >>> “Wanderlei is the most exciting fighter on earth, if you like pure action and brawling you’ll love this guy!”

    “Fedor sucks!” >>> do I really need to explain anything? :D the statement itself is absurd :D

    “Tim Silvia is one of the toughest guys on the planet” >>> after Fedor beat him >>> “Tim Sylvia sucks! who hasn’t knocked him out!”

    “Arlovski looks sharpest than ever, it screams out upset he might KO Fedor” >>> after the fight >>> “Arlovski sucks, he has glass chin!”

    And LITERALLY hundreds of more…I’m shocked that people are blind enough to even take this guy seriously…

  • iamphoenix

    ^what’s your point june white you already wrote a fucking book.

  • Vegeta_DTX

    iamphonix, My name is not June White, my name is Милош(Millosh) nice to meet you….Dana…. ;)

  • iamphoenix

    ^ I have no idea what you are talking about. want to jerk off in the bathroom together and see who wins?

  • agentsmith

    I’m afraid to ask how you make jerking off into a competition.

  • iamphoenix

    it’s not that difficult agent mr smith. first of all, you get upside down. we call this the “reverse standing postion” so you got a nice worms eye view on your dick. second, to gain more points while in said reverse standing postion you can reach your hand behind your leg and tug from there, which is universally known as “inverted self reach around.” but don’t be a fucking cheater and just tickle your taint…if you can’t reach all the way around don’t fucking try, it will only cost you points. judges also play a big role too. each player gets assigned a judge and their eye level has to be at all times perpendicular to your dick. at no time will they assist, unless it’s the bonus round where anything goes.
    points are awarded on style, fluididity and best use of facial expression. and also bathroom control.

    no double backsies allowed. and no farting. insta dq.

  • ricky martin

    ^ I rofled. That being said I hate dana white and hope he dies

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