Dana White’s personal heavyweight rankings

It’s a well known fact around here that the commenters on Fightlinker are smarter and funnier than the guys who actually run the show. Today one of our regulars Swedish Guy got some more cutting edge insider news that I thought was worth sharing with you all:
Dana White’s personal HW Rankings

1 – Brock Lesnar

2 – Brock Lesnar

3 – Dana White

4 – Big John McCarthy

5 – Brock Lesnar

6 – Tim Sylvia

7 – Brandon Vera

8 – Brock Lesnar

9 – Ken Shamrock

10 – Forrest Griffin

11 – BJ Penn

12 – Brock Lesnar

13 – Frank Mir

14 – Cheick Kongo

15 – Andrei Arlovski

16 – Sean Gannon

17 – Heath Herring

18 – Brad Imes

19 – Eddie Sanchez

20 – Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira

21 – Mirko Filipovic

22 – Fabricio Werdum

23 – Jonathan Wiezorek

24 – Wade Shipp

25 – Random UFC jobber

26 – Another random UFC jobber

27 – TUF 7 contestant (aka UFC jobber)

28 – Randy Couture

29 – That fuckin’ Fedor guy’s brother

30 – That fuckin’ Fedor guy

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6,000,000,000 – Josh Barnett

  • Frank

    hahahahaha I almost fell off my chair again!

  • Swedish guy

    Just to make things clear, although I’m a funny guy: I wasn’t the first hand source for the rankings.

  • dandeman

    Suxs to be Josh Barnett and ranked the last man on the planet.

  • Mack

    Oh man! It feels so good to rank ahead of Josh Barnett!

  • Matthew Watt

    Come on, Wiezorek should definetly be higher up then 23! WHERE’S THE JUSTICE!!

  • kermit.01

    I figured we’d see Kevin Iole up there higher on the list..

  • Xavier

    4 – Big John McCarthy

    Big John would whip all their asses. He trains the refs and if you control the refs, you control the wins :)

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