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Defend yourself at all times

Just a little reminder on why you should never rely on your MMA opponent being a decent human being.


  • agentsmith

    I guess that includes: “Always be ready to defend yourself against assholes who fake the glove touch.”

  • CAP

    Manny Gamburian would be proud.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Yeah, you touch gloves before the fight starts, motherfuck doing it after the opening bell.


    You can bro it up after the fight is over.

  • Letibleu

    douchy move but no fault to the punchee.

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    Altercations like this one could be completely avoided if the ref offered to let the fighters touch gloves before the match even starts – like when they’re issuing the instructions to each combatant inside the cage. Oh wait, they do offer that option…

    This is a dirty, dirty tactic, but when the bell rings the fight begins. If all fighters stopped touching gloves, hugging, high-fiving, fist bumping etc. when the clock is running issues like these wouldn’t happen. Shake hands before the fight, between rounds or after. Otherwise touch gloves at your own peril and deal with the consequences when they happen.

  • agentsmith

    ^ The ref often only does that for main events, so if they want to touch gloves at all, this is their only option.

    This is why I’m cool with dudes like Matt Serra who never touch gloves as a matter of policy… just come out and go right at it.

  • Letibleu

  • Grappo

    ahhhh cage rage

  • CAP

    Anyone got the story to that?

  • iamphoenix

    yeah cap, I found this on the internet from

    In the gif they went to touched gloves but only ones guys went to for reals touched gloves an din dah other guy fake touched gloves and real punched guy in face. Ref was then all like hey that’s not cool and the guy was like Oh man.



  • CAP

    Oh thanks but the real story is the guy on the left is Matt Hammill’s retarded brother and he thought the bell rang to start the fight. I’m sure of it.

    I assume there has got to be some pre fight beef leading up to this. Or he really is retaaded.

  • Reverend Clint

    isnt it customary to start a fight at the opposite sides of the cage? is that a rule or just common practice?

  • iamphoenix
    Scumbag Subway Guy
    You can clearly see that the chick was going in to touch gloves while she should have
    been defending herself at all times.
  • noiseless

    ^ this is why i hate short people.

  • Letibleu

    where is the subway when needed to make a memorable gif

  • iamphoenix

    another example of some chick not defending herself. she went in to touch gloves but FUUUUUUUUU


  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Ooooh yes!  That is the good stuff right there.

  • frickshun

    That chick’s subway takedown defense SUXX.

  • iamphoenix

    She got shoved because she didn’t order the footlong.

  • agentsmith

    Why oh why doesn’t Spike still show MXC?  It’s not like they’ve got better stuff on their schedule.

  • G Funk

    The first two seasons were really LOL funny.