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Demetrious Johnson won’t need ballsack surgery

An update on Mighty Mouse’s mighty pouch. Last we heard, doctors were saying his intestines were herniating out into his scrotum. Now the prognosis has improved:

“Basically, what happened was when I got kicked in the groin I’m assuming, but with my testicles there’s wires that connect to the back of it, and the wires on my left side were pretty severely swollen so my doctor gave me an anti-inflammatory. He checked it out today and he was like you don’t have a hernia, the first doctor who did the search for it he misdiagnosed you for a hernia because you were so swollen down there when he was checking, that’s why he misdiagnosed you with a hernia,” Johnson told MMAWeekly.com after visiting the doctor.

While having swollen testicles sounds like no fun at all for any man, Johnson is happy that he avoids going under the knife and only has to take medication for the next couple of weeks while the swelling goes down.

“He said take it easy, give it a chance for the swelling to go down. Like when I walk around it’s fine, but when he touched it or aggravated it, it hurts for a little bit,” Johnson revealed.

Unfortunately, Johnson isn’t out of the injury woods yet. He’s off for an x-ray on his hand, and considering the run of luck we’ve had over the past several months I’m expecting every bone in his fist to have several dozen hairline fractures in them.

  • Reverend Clint

    being to small im surprised he has balls

  • iamphoenix

    “but when he touched it or aggravated it, it hurts for a little bit”

    How many times did he touch it and is he still touching it?

  • frickshun

    Volds needs to get in there for a solid 3rd opinion.

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