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Diaz / Condit 2 off via mysterious circumstances

Remember yesterday how we kinda sorta reported that there’d be an immediate Diaz / Condit rematch? Yeeaaaaah, about that.

Diaz’s manager/trainer, Cesar Gracie, told MMAJunkie.com Wednesday that there will be no rematch with Condit. Gracie would not offer the website any more information about the matter. But Gracie was a bit more definitive when contacted by ESPN.com.

“Yeah, I said that (there will be no rematch). But that’s all I can say,” Gracie said. “I can’t say anything else. I can’t do anything.

“Quote that if you want to. There is not going to be a rematch. Other than that, that’s all I can say.”

Well what the hell does that mean?

There’s a rumor floating around twitter that Nick failed a UFC 143 drug test for *gasp* marijuana, and that makes sense since it’s been way too long since that bag has bit him in the ass. But there’s also the chance that he was super cereal about that retirement thing, and he doesn’t care if some whack-ass bitches are offering him a stupid rematch for a fight he already f*cking won.

Both possibilities fall under the much broader ‘Nick Diaz is a crazy person’ umbrella, from which pretty much any scenario could be possible. Nick Diaz cut his hand badly on a ninja star. Nick Diaz is moving to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Nick Diaz threw a glass bottle at a 14 year old. Nick Diaz has whatever Gina Carano had. All totally possible because Nick Diaz is Nick Diaz.

But yeah, my money is on that weed thing.

  • Giallo

    He’s been eating his weedies. Fuck it you should be able to smoke a j just before stepping foot inside the octo, its not like its performance enhancing for fuck sakes. it should be legal anyway and it would be if it wasn’t for the alchohol and pharmaceutical douchebags

  • Reverend Clint

    oh no the canceled rematch of a fight i only watched after fact because of controversy

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    I don’t think drug tests would come back this quickly & if they did, Dana wouldn’t have announced the rematch as I’m sure he gets the results first.

    However, if the Gracie Team knew that Diaz would test positive than that makes sense. However, if that’s the case then thank Oden that Condit won the fight because if GSP/Diaz went down (in smoke) again that would be the end of Diaz retirement or not.

    My bet is that Nick has gone walkabout & Ceaser can’t find him (again).

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Wouldn’t Kizer have announced the hot Subo test already?  It’ll come out in a few days if not and we’ll all know for sure.

    I think Nick is just being a Grumpy Gus.  Oh yes he is.  Who’s being a widdle Grumpy Gus?  You you you.

  • CAP

    ^NICE!!

  • SHORT_BUS

    Kizer just said someone failed their drug test at UFC 143. He didn’t release the name but said he would later on today.

    Fuck

  • Jarman

    Thunder comin with the new avatar, and the lulz that perfectly describe the bitchiest diaz. Ha!

    sucks for weed if diaz pisses hot again….but he’s a clown if he can’t just not smoke one for a lead up to a fight. I’m a card-carrying stoner, but even if you disagree with a rule, you gotta jump through the hoop. especially if it’s a big, easy hoop 1 inch off the ground.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Kizer confirmed it with MMAJunkie.  Nick was gonna get a rematch, but then he got high.

  • scissors61

    Thank God he didn’t win. It would be a fucking shitshow right now.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Oh man, Dana would rageshit himself.

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    Well I was wrong, it’s weed again. I love to smoke too but I don’t smoke when I go to work. Luckily I live in Canada where you can’t be drug tested, but if I were to be regularly screened I’d give it up so I could continue my career. Nick fights three times a year – that’s eight months a year he can be smoking in between fights while still pissing clean. 

    How many millions will Diaz lose out on this time?

  • noiseless

    that’s how she goes, diaz. gotta share your weed, bro.

  • glassjawsh

    clint,

    if you can’t get excited enough to actually watch what was supposed to be the most exciting matchup the UFC could put together. wtf are you into this sport for??

  • Reverend Clint

    thats because i dont care for either fighter

  • I am the Liquor

    Cant be drug tested in Canada?

    Huh?

     

    Ya, I dont think so.

  • CAP

    Fucking Diaz.

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