(This is what smoking marijuana leads to)

Diego Sanchez is something of a twitter freak, the kind of fighter you follow because you like watching him fight but then quickly unfollow because the volume and content of his tweets makes your brain hurt. Right now he’s still engaged in a back and forth with Martin Kampmann over that gift decision he got – take a note, godless Dane: there’s advantages to having Jesus in your corner – but this particular post focuses on Diego’s twoughts on marijuana.

How many of you love to smoke weed I did for a long time. Check out this link http://t.co/zcrYENt

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. This is what I believe truly

I’m good just want to use my testimony and what I have been thru to help others who may be afflicted in the same way.

Yeah I’m being honest about this smoking weed separated me from the holy spirit… It came between me and Jesus.

The link he included sends us to AggressiveChristianity.net, one of the most batshit religious site on the net (and that’s an impressive feat indeed). Let’s go through the core idea on their Marijuana and Christians page:

THROUGH THE INNOCENTLY APPEARING GUISE OF THE “NATURAL HERBAL HIGH” CALLED MARIJUANA, SATAN HAS FOUND AN OPEN DOORWAY FOR INVASION INTO THE MINDS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. MANY A DECEIVED CHRISTIAN HAS LOST THEIR SALVATION IN CHRIST THROUGH THIS DECEPTIVE DEVICE OF THE ONE WHOSE PURPOSE IS TO KILL, STEAL, AND DESTROY. THE DECEPTIVE REASONING THAT SATAN USES IS THIS: “GOD MADE PLANTS FOR THE BENEFIT OF MAN, MARIJUANA IS A PLANT, THEREFORE GOD MADE IT FOR THE BENEFIT OF MAN. IT OPENS UP A PERSON’S MIND SO THAT THEY CAN FLOW IN THE SPIRIT.” THE TRUTH IS THAT THE SPIRIT WHICH THIS PLANT OPENS ONE UP TO IS THE SPIRIT OF THE DEVIL.

Another great nugget of TRUTH:

Let’s not lose sight of the fact that all drugs are more correctly identified by their proper name of pharmaceuticals, which in the Bible is always translated as witchcraft or sorcery.

Yes, it is 2011 and yes, these assjacks are talking seriously about witchcraft and sorcery. GO TEAM HUMANITY! And that’s just what they have to say on the subject of something as mundane as pot. Check out what they have to say on their front page:

The Homosexual Movement (HM) has gained many “victories” over the past year—you can thank YOUR sodomite-loving president for this!

WOW! Doing the sex-thing in the butt and doing oral sex (males) and doing the female sex-thing—having sex the PERVERTED, UNNATURAL, ABOMINABLE way—will make America safer?? I guess “pink perversion” in the military will make the military stronger, braver, and more patriotic?

Get serious, Prez! I don’t think a pre-schooler would believe this pile of BARF!

Yay, they’re full blown religious bigots. Awesome! I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone outside of a pre-schooler seriously use the word BARF, but then again Christians are kinda repressed when it comes to using decent swear words. And maybe sex too, based on the above about that ‘female sex-thing’ stuff.

And lest you think Muslims corner the market on religious whackjobs who want to seize power and teach us the righteous ways…

Sadly, America has malicious and mentally-depraved leaders in both high and low places—men and women who care nothing for the welfare of the populace, but only care for POWER, PRESTIGE, POPULARITY FOR THEMSELVES. We need leaders who love God and His laws/standards, etc.—men and women who will ABASE themselves in beneficial measures. GOD HATES PRIDE!

Can “the present” be rescued from DISASTER? Yes! By REPENTANCE. As long as America is menaced by PRIDE and REBELLION, the future will be bleak indeed.

As long as we elect, promote and praise spiritually and mentally impaired persons, America will continue to crumble. As long as we have a nation of useless and worthless persons who parasite off of others, off the system, America will continue to be wasted.

Sure, there’s a good chance Diego didn’t bother to read past the first page on marijuana, but even there the crazy was quite obvious. I get it: Diego and Jesus are BFFs again after a rocky patch. But there must be a better source of Christian material out there for him to spread out to his fans. These AggressiveChristianity.net people are seriously fucking nuts.