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Doctor Obviously’s Totally Accurate Brock Lesnar Career Biography

MMA shoopers are like fighter prospects to me. Sometimes you see a new one bust onto the scene and you thing ‘Holy shit, this Todd Duffee is gonna be the next Fedor.’ So it was with Doctor Obviously, who entertained thoroughly through 2012 and has now compiled a 50+ picture megashoop documenting Brock Lesnar’s career. After the jump, the rest of the insanity! And to keep up with what the Doc is up to, don’t forget to subscribe to his Facebook page.

He was discovered beat up and beat down from a career in pro wrestling…

He then tried out to be a viking….Didn’t work out so well…

Brock made a small appearance that everyone seemed to forget about at UFC 65….

Brock was inspired and tried out for MMA….his first challenge was Hong Man Choi…

The talk of Fedor vs Brock had already begun…

Thus, Dana White took note and the UFC Brock Lesnar was born…

Brock Lesnar was first scheduled to take on submission specialist, Frank Mir in the UFC….

There were a few problems with the ref….

The outcome of the fight summed up…

So, Brock said he was going to knock the mustache off of….well….

People compared Brock to the Incredible Hulk, but also said he was still “green” or new to MMA….

So, then, Brock was given opponent, the veteran, Heath Herring….

Brock was given a title shot against legend Randy Couture…

And Brock ended up winning the title in just his 4th MMA fight.

Brock was ridiculed for his early title shot and had to go see a psychiatrist…

At the event after Brock won his title, Frank scored a win and became the interim champ, ultimately starting to bully Brock again…

Brock told Mir he was going to need the horsehoe pulled from his ass….Mir didn’t even believe there was one in there…

At UFC 100, Brock met Mir for a 2nd time and was determined to get that horseshoe from Mir’s ass…

Brock finally pulled it out and between rounds….

Round 2, he found another one!

Then he beat him over the head with it WOOOOOOOO…..

Then he pretty much killed Frank Mir.

From there on, Brock became Dana’s poster boy for the heavyweight division…

Brock got confident and was asking everyone “Who’s the f****** man??!!!”…

There were talks of Brock vs Silva, Brock vs Fedor, etc…

Brock was then suddenly diagnosed with diverticulitis and his career was in question. Another question, who was number one in the world??

While Brock was away, someone else had the HW belt…..the “make believe belt” as Brock put it…

After the main event of UFC 111, Brock returned to meet Shane Carwin after his bout with Frank Mir.

And at 116, Brock faced Carwin….

Before their fight, there was talk on height speculation…

Carwin killed Brock in the first round, but in the 2nd, Carwin noticed something funny….

And though most fans said the fight should have been stopped in the first round, Josh Rosenthal, an excellent referee was very careful in his decisions….

Brock was once again the man and he was set to face Cain Velasquez at UFC 121 in what everyone thought would be battle of the gas tanks….

People thought Brock’s size was going to be the factor….

Or maybe Brock’s mind games would get the best of Cain….

Brock came out not wanting to get punched at UFC 121….

Brock shouldn’t have worn his roller skates. Everyone knows Cain is a great skater…

Brock was then beat down and lost his title to Cain Velasquez and was greeted with a few old buddies from WWE….

The talk of Brock facing Fedor now looked like this…

So, to stay in the spotlight without holding the championship, Brock decided to be a coach on the tv series The Ultimate Fighter against opposing coach Junior Dos Santos….well, everyone pictured what a fight with Junior may look like for Brock…

And we can’t forget Brock’s advice to his team on TUF….

Brock started having a recurring nightmare……being back in WWE fighting in a 2 on 1 handicap match….

Brock was again diagnosed with diverticulitis and had to leave TUF. He had surgery and headed right back into the gym, training his striking with Pat Barry and feeling like a new man. Dana decided Brock should face international superstar Alistair Overeem…

People expected Brock to be a beast again and return to possibly do this to Overeem….

Would he need this???

But in reality, Brock came back, split open Overeem’s eyebrow, then preoceeded to get his ass kicked once again, this time with shots to the body….

Then Brock Lesnar announced he was retiring….All these thoughts went through our minds. We’ll never get to see….

Instead, Brock Lesnar will stay retired from MMA and be a full time farmer on his Minnesota ranch….

 

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